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Beached-Whale

A really massive person which the wear a white tank top and short jeans and red flip flops and they have their bellies hanging out of there tank tops. The BEACHED-WHALES usually have big belly and a large gut and an obseaningly large buttocks.
You look like a BEACHED-WHALE.
by NighthawkZ Boi February 6, 2020
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Beached Whale

Is a very common sex position where the girl is told to move around like a dying whale and the male of other partner has to stop it and spray water in the whale
Boy: You know what time it is

Girl: * lays on floor*, "ITS BEACHED WHALE TIME"
by NzCoCoPoPs June 18, 2021
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Door Breacher

The door breacher is the first person in a tactical or SWAT team, responsible for opening the entryway for the rest of the team so they and freely move in and handle business.
The door breacher is set to make entry. Is the team ready. Move in when he’s out of the way.
by Officer Apollo April 11, 2019
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Beached whale

Also known as Desi. A large goober-headed she/male with a body that resembles a trash bag filled with mango pulp. It's face is the spitting image of a bulldog, and like a bulldog, desi will hump anything with, or without, a pulse. Smells like a sun-dried tuna fish, and close sources say it is so womped it looks like a Picasso down there. Stay away from the desi. It might sit on you, or eat you. It's unpredictable.
This beached whale is just another reminder that accidents DO happen and some people should put a condom on it.
by TheObsure February 18, 2015
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Beached Whale Status

The moment in which you now no longer resemble a human being but look more like a beached whale ready to take its eternal rest. protocal requires you to update you facebook status to read "beached whale status", but chances are your not gonna get it up there.

**You are now at the point of no return, you will not move for the rest of the night unless there is an emergency**
idiot: yo hand me my phone

You: dude i cant im beached whale status right now
by Mr.DirkAsFuck March 5, 2011
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Bleached Asshole

What gay clubbers do to insure safe clean sex. Also a bleached asshole is more asthetically pleasing to the eye than a dark brown one. After clubbing all nite long, in the closet gay clubbers want to see niceness in the starfish they are poking.
Dude: Hey those guys are pairing up over there.

Chick: I bet they have bleached assholes.

Dude: You fucking right bitch, they'z goin' to the bathroom now to scope each other's shit out.
by Andres Aragon Camara July 9, 2006
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Bleached My Sheets

After a vigorous fap session, I bleached my sheets, leaving a warm, sticky mess.
by hunterf September 7, 2009
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