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Oxymoron

A person who does so much oxy that they're useless
He was nodding off so much during the interview that they canceled. What an oxymoron!
by THat_Indian_Guy September 14, 2016
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A person who has suffered hypoxic brain damage from a botched autoerotic asphyxiation session.
After dangling unconscious from his wank noose for 15 minutes, John was successfully resuscitated, but alas it was too late; severe deficits in his intellectual faculties had rendered him an oxymoron.
by Pimbo May 16, 2018
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Chowkidar Amit Shah - when the watchman (Chowkidar) steals, it is an oxymoronic situation
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Two words with contradicting meanings used together.
Something that appears self-contradictory.
by RANDOM TEH April 21, 2010
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Two words in a sentence that contradict each other. Not necessarily opposites, however
Oxymoron examples

Talented Rapper
Holy Crap
AOL high-speed broadband
Holy War
Square Circle
United Arab Emirates
by JCJ August 27, 2006
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noun; adverb; a word used to describe a combination of 2 words or names that when used in a sarcastic light, is probably the funniest way to make light of any person, place, or thing,. Individual results may vary when said word is orated/spoken. There are many definitions of oxymoron, which proves the slant on the word itself is an expression of each individual's self interest and display of wit.
military intelligents,
cracker work,
igger work,
microsoft works,
urban dictionary

oxymoron definition,
by terryzz February 24, 2009
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Girls, especially girls from Orange County that where the
huge platform sandals that are as about as shallow as the gutter. They tend to be very trendy, and very miss guided.
Joe : Damn man, did you see all those roxymorons?
Shmoe : Jesus, look at the size of the shoes!!!,
i mean really, do they have to come in pink???
Joe : Seriously...
by Randy Aragon April 22, 2006
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