cardboard boxing

when the girl's body is too ugly or fat and you have no choice but to fuck her. The best method would be to put her in a cardboard box.

Drill a hole in the cardboard box where her pussy is-easy access for the dick-cardboard boxing

by Aleeesia November 16, 2011

Balcony Boxing

The act of masterbating on a balcony or other lofty location visible to the public.

Ralph likes to do a bit of balcony boxing.

by Steve 'Sadam' Adams May 15, 2007

Thai Kick Boxing

aka Muay Thai. Kickboxing from Thailand. Not only kicks and punches, but knees, elbows and headbutts are also allowed.

Thailand used to be called Siam, as in Siamese cat. When you first take Thai Kick Boxing, you are taught to say "I love Siam" in Thai, which is "Wata Na Siam".

by Chuck Liddell June 11, 2006

Turtle Boxing

The act of a man having sex with a woman's bosoms. Synonyms - "Tit Fucking"

I loved turtle boxing her big bazoons.

by Action jackson December 5, 2003

Downy Boxing

A sport in which literally retarded people are given boxing gloves and meant to hit each other for the entertainment of the masses.

Johnny McWarguy: So I went to the Downy Boxing competition last night.
Ted: Oh yeah?
Johnny McWarguy: Yeah your dad didn't win.
Ted: Typical.

by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008

Boxing the Compass

Having sex in all directions of the compass, preferably on a round bed.

Charlie Varrick was boxing the compass all night long. South by southwest is his specialty - the ladies love it!

by SuzyG October 18, 2008

Kick Boxing

Kickboxing is a Full contact sport in which two guys will kick each other's asses using all of their bodies as opposed to just their hands.

Martial arts commonly used in Kickboxing are: Karate, Muay Thai, Choy Li fut (or Choy lee fut or choy lay fut), or Sanda (or Sanshou).

Person: ooh, because Boxing isn't dangerous enough let's include kicks, knees, elbows, and clinches too! we'll call it kick boxing!

Person 2: Good Idea!

Later in the hospital:

Person 1: We could make a fortune off of this!

Person two: Uggghhhhh

by Pithecircle June 15, 2011