Barstool Sports

Barstool sports is a blog based in Boston, MA and is run by Dave Portnoy aka El Pres. The site is designated "For the common man, by the common man" and its posts are influenced by New England sports but are not central to this one theme. For every story that involves the Patriots, there is one that involves cankles. For every update on the Red Sox hot stove, there is an update on the newest teacher sex scandal. El Pres is no stranger to controversy, and when i say controversy i mean ugly girls emailing him about what a pig he is. Everyday on the blog, a local smokeshow is featured. And if you do not know what that is, you obviously were searching for this definition of barstool ("A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.") Other dedications inside the blog include but are not limited to, funny videos, guess that ass, reader emails, and basically anything else that is vital for the survival of another workday or school day.

"Dear El Pres,

How can i be just like you?

-Dan Shaughnessy"

-Jealous Bitch: "You should burn in hell you pig, real beauty is on the inside, it is not these girls in skanky outfits you keep posting on your site"
-El Pres: "Is this your way of asking me to be featured in the cankle section of barstool sports?"

-Nick: "Yo steve you read the stool today?"
-Steve: "Yessir chalk up another smokeshow for UNH"

by Nicky Killa Bee B March 25, 2010

Boast

To brag about something; to show off.

The girls in school like to boast about being popular.

by speechless10 January 2, 2010

Boost Douche

A person who randomly chirps other people on their Boost Mobile phones at 1AM to bullshit. These people are normally broke 9 out of 10 times, have no minutes on their accounts have the time, and have 2 friends, hence they have to milk their account for $1 a day.

So i was fucking my girl, and then my phone goes off, when I look, i didn't recognize the number.

It was a Boost Douche.

by OD Fa Real July 28, 2006

bell boost

When one is hungry and decides they need some late night taco bell. Bell boosts most commonly occur anywhere from 10 pm to as early as 5 am.

That was some dank ass nug, we better fucking take a bell boost.

That snatch was the stank, i could use a good bell boost.

Bell Boost?

by Kuhnboobs April 16, 2008

don't boost

don't exaggerate;
refrain from gassing oneself;
don't blow things out of proportion

Person A: My man Whacko is NICE
Person B: DON'T BOOST

Person A: I'm a teacher
Person B: DON'T BOOST...you're a librarian

by Bawler March 18, 2008

boost

to steal

I looked out my window the other day and saw this dude trying to boost my ride, so I shot him in the face.

by OnE LoVe August 10, 2003

boostation

boostation.

just like boost. boosting. boostation.

eg.
Girl 1: "what's another way of saying boost like boosting"
Girl 2: "boostation obvi"

by ella-jorja-boostation-buddies November 11, 2018