mom boobs

great boobs on a woman aged enough to look like shes had kids already, commonly seen at concerts, rodeos, parties, bars, nude beaches and most other places involving alcohol consumption

"Dude, look over there, mom boobs, ten o clock!"
"no man, im checkin out the mom boobs right behind us, that mom is hot as hell."
O shit man, those are damn nice mom boobs, but the nipples are kinda different sized"
"yea cuz her kid like to suck on the left one more."

by 4.slow February 18, 2011

small boobs envy

(Noun)
The envious feeling a woman experiences when she wishes she had smaller, perkier breasts. Commonly remarked upon when one woman is caught glimpsing at another woman's breasts with a look of envy.

Woman 1: "Ugh, I wish I had your small boobs!"
Woman 2: "Small boobs envy? I know."

by clevername January 13, 2017

I heart Boobs

The art of hearting boobs. Also changing the word indoors to I heart boobs. A very amusing quote from Celebrity Jeopardy.

Trebeck: Sean Conerry you wrote, good lord you wrote indoors thats pheunominal, are we recording this. Lets see what you wagered. I heart Boobs. Thats beautiful.

by Peter December 19, 2004

Boobscout

The one guy in your group of friends who always has an eye out for nice breasts. Not only can he detect them in difficult circumstances, but he does not hesitate to point them out.

Jim: "This bar is lame, all the women are very average."
John: "Don't worry, Bob is a great Boobscout, he'll find something."

by rocketman4 June 1, 2009

Back Boobs

Sometimes an individual is so fat that the rolls of fat on their back become strange, breast-like appendages. They have a bizarre, hypnotic power. Even though you are mildy repulsed, it is hard to look away once you see a real pair of beauties jiggling like there's no tomorrow on someone's back.

1. Cheryl: Man, check out the back boobs on that femullet! Those have got to be double D's.
Brigid: At least!

2. Jenna: Thank GOD I don't have back boobs!
Cheryl: ...YET!

by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad November 22, 2009

boobsted

the act of being suffocated in between large breasts for sexual gratification

I enjoy a good boobsting.

Becky promised she would boobst me tonight.
I was told I would be boobsted, I was not and I am disappointed.

by dreakie March 18, 2019

sweaty boobs

sweaty boobs are when a female boobs are sweaty.girls can get it from working out or sexual intercourse. so guys dive right in to get all the flavor

saran has sweaty boobs from sex

by potato69me August 6, 2014