emotional boner

When the girl you love is telling you how much she really loves you and it gives you a boner. Often leads to the best emotionally charged lovemaking.

Girl: Baby you really are the love of my life.

...

Girl: Are you hard?!

Guy: Sorry, it's an emotional boner.

by justthetipp June 4, 2011

bonerexic

describing a girl that will not or refuses to give head

Hey, how are you and your girl doin?

We're doin good but it turns out that she's bonerexic.

by daweedmane October 26, 2009

boner breath

The musty scent on the breath of one who recently sucked cock.

Shit dude, I can smell your boner breath from way over here!

Yes, I'm listening...keep talking...you have boner breath...Tic-Tac?

by blake January 27, 2004

boner doc

a physician specializing in erectile dysfunction.

If you need a prescription for Viagra, go see my boner doc Dr. Stayhard.

by ken69 January 27, 2009

Empathy Boner

An erection that inexplicably appears when consoling someone.

I held her closely as she cried, hoping she wouldn't notice my raging empathy boner.

by Sirencio April 16, 2012

Friend Boner

When a friend gives another friend an erection, but it's okay because it's purely platonic and doesn't mean anything.

"Dude Avy just sent me her tits and I got the most insane boner. But it's harmless because we're just friends-- it's a friend boner!"

by BaronO'Malley March 12, 2018

bejeweled boner

When you're playing bejeweled and you score an "Excellent" or "Incredible" and you get a massive erection.

I was playing Bejeweled and when the man said, "Excellent" I got such a bejeweled boner my computer flipped over.

by Dorthaniel April 21, 2010