Bonsai Kittens

A hoax/shock site featuring young kittens being forced into too-small containers (jars, cubes, etc.) with a claim that you can grow kittens to be a certain shape, much like Japanese square watermelons.

See also Bonsai Kitty.

Troll: Hey guy, did you ever hear that kittens can be grown into cubes?
Guy: No....
Troll: bonsaikitten.com
Guy (after viewing site): ....Wut

Guy: Yea, Bonsai Kittens is definitely a shock site.

by computercat682 February 3, 2015

bonsa

Bonsa is a great friend although sometimes forgets the bro-code. He will go ho’s before bros and will try steal your girlfriend but putting that all aside. He is funny and the slowest smart person you will ever meet. He will keep you questioning your sanity and never let you have a boring time. It’s always best to have a bonsa by your side as they are extremely loyal.

Even though Bonsa can be a dog, he is super loyal.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Jaymez Bonsall

A person with such a substantial amount of sexy points, a big brain, and a huge dick.

Jaymez Bonsall Has a whopper of a penis

by bonsall2004 November 7, 2020

bonsall

1. A fat male who slovenly eats his food quickly.
2. When food is dropping/falling on chases it to eat it before it falls. Fatty.

Dude, your fruit pie filling is falling, Chase it Bonsall chase it!

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

bonse

A bonse is most commonly known as your head.
It can also be used to describe somebody who is a bit of a thick shit!

i.e Tony Blair is a bit of a bonse...

by Two Bored Little Boys June 27, 2006

Bonser

A girl who displays whore-like behavior & promiscuous intentions.

Alyssa is such a bonser.

by Commander MMX October 30, 2009

Bonser

Fucked; to be fucked in general

I'm sorry sir, but your dog has cancer...it's totally bonsered.

by Funky Toes June 18, 2008