Bonneted

The act of get absolutely smashed and annihilated by a raging bull (or vehicle)

Bob: Jimmy help me, help me

I’ve been bonneted

Jimmy: ‘takes picture posts’

Bob: HELP ME YOU SILLY RATBAG YOU SELFISH COW

by Daddyyyyy chilllll August 11, 2022

Blue bonnet plague

Word you use in place of correct word bubonic plague because of typing too fast to address an idiotic comment on social media

I don’t care if he had blue bonnet plague, he didn’t deserve to die that way

by The original Queen Bee June 4, 2020

Bonnet dung

The name you give a girl who has delicious nuggets of fox poo on her car bonnet ...

Bekah is bonnet dung

by Swooshbeast December 17, 2023

Mexican Hot Bonnet

Eating a chilli then giving your partner head.

Hey Colin, getting your girlfriend to give you a Mexican hot bonnet will sort your penis problem right out.

by Robula88 August 1, 2022

bulletproof bonnet

A black colored bonnet. Also a bonnet that's indestructible.

That woman is always checking me out everyday when I come home from work. She wears flip flops, booty shorts, a white v-neck shirt and a Bulletproof bonnet on her head.

by The Gratitude Mack September 28, 2023

bonneting

the female version of capping

“Why are you lying ? Stop bonneting !!”

by cap September 2, 2019

Bitch in a Bonnet

someone who is extremely lame and comparable to a woman wearing a bonnet

Shut it, Bitch in a Bonnet!

by Esquared11 May 11, 2010