Bonneted

The act of get absolutely smashed and annihilated by a raging bull (or vehicle)

Bob: Jimmy help me, help me

I’ve been bonneted

Jimmy: ‘takes picture posts’

Bob: HELP ME YOU SILLY RATBAG YOU SELFISH COW

by Daddyyyyy chilllll August 11, 2022

Pearl Bonnet

When a man ejaculates on a bald woman’s head

Do you remember that bald girl? Yeah, I gave her a pearl bonnet.

by TissuesBox March 09, 2024

bonneting

the female version of capping

“Why are you lying ? Stop bonneting !!”

by cap September 02, 2019

Bonnet dung

The name you give a girl who has delicious nuggets of fox poo on her car bonnet ...

Bekah is bonnet dung

by Swooshbeast December 17, 2023

Bonnet Dung

Fecal matter and excrement that has been laid on the bonnet of a car

Bekah found that the local foxes had shit on her car... Bonnet dung

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

Tapping the bonnet

Hitting it in the rear, in the uk the trunk of the car is the bonnet. anal sex

I had the wife hung over the couch, and while i was tapping the bonnet i think i tweaked a hammy.

by T bones bartender May 20, 2011

bonnet bait

A cyclist or pedestrian who do extremely poorly timed crossings or actions on the road close to a car, thus baiting being over the bonnet on one’s car and onto there arse.

You seen Dave’s crossing of the road, he’s well bonnet bait doing that!

by TheCrackEyedPeas February 14, 2024