bonnet bait

A cyclist or pedestrian who do extremely poorly timed crossings or actions on the road close to a car, thus baiting being over the bonnet on one’s car and onto there arse.

You seen Dave’s crossing of the road, he’s well bonnet bait doing that!

by TheCrackEyedPeas February 14, 2024

bonneting

the female version of capping

“Why are you lying ? Stop bonneting !!”

by cap September 2, 2019

Blue bonnet plague

Word you use in place of correct word bubonic plague because of typing too fast to address an idiotic comment on social media

I don’t care if he had blue bonnet plague, he didn’t deserve to die that way

by The original Queen Bee June 4, 2020

dutch bonnet

When you take a shit in someone's bed and put the sheets back over it

Steves left Bob a "Dutch Bonnet" at that party last night

by Stwot July 7, 2017

bulletproof bonnet

A black colored bonnet. Also a bonnet that's indestructible.

That woman is always checking me out everyday when I come home from work. She wears flip flops, booty shorts, a white v-neck shirt and a Bulletproof bonnet on her head.

by The Gratitude Mack September 28, 2023

Bonnet ripper

The tongue in cheek name given to the literary genre of Amish Romance.

With hand holding within the first 100 pages, it was shaping up to being a real bonnet ripper.

by ApricotFields November 2, 2020

hot bonnet

Dressing your girl like a Amish woman, jerking off in her bonnet, then tying it on her head.

Ashley is a freak, she loves a big hot bonnet

by SilverDarken May 31, 2022