Bob

What you call the guy in the water with no arms or legs.

-What do you call a guy with no arms and legs when you throw him into the lake?
-Bob

by ichigodesuka September 25, 2009

bob

noun and verb. British slang for poo

1. Who's got bob all over my rug?

2. Where's Bill? He's gone for a bob.

by CrazyDaveOfDoom July 28, 2005

Bob

A name you might call someone when you've forgotten their real name, or are just screwing with them. Best used on a person who doesn't fit the name at all, like a woman, or someone with a very long, complicated name that has a lot of sylables.

The Mysterious Mr. Man: "Hey, what's your name?...Uh, Bob...yeah, Bob. Can you get that armadillo for me?"

Xeanequa: "You're a dick"

Mr. Man: "And you have no sense of humor"

by nickreaper December 17, 2011

a bob

a B.O. (body odor) B.itch
so someone who is a bad odor problem and is a bitch!

Girls Passes

Dude: God she's such a bob!

by crackersx December 29, 2007

Bob

A common name people memed the hell out of

"Hey what's your name?"
"Bob."
"I FOUND A NEW MEME!"

by Some Person you met online October 21, 2019

The Bob

Nickname for Bank One Ballpark, located in downtown Phoenix, AZ. Home of the Arizona Diamondbacks.

Let's go see the D-Backs play the Padres this weekend at The Bob!

by kwirk June 6, 2005

BOB

(n). Battery Operated Boyfriend.
Also known as a vibrator. Called a battery operated boyfriend because it acts as a form of pleasure when your living boy is unavailable. (Besides BOB's better because you get it the way you like it)

BOB pleasured me in ways I never knew possible last night.

by SEEARE May 11, 2004