Wheel Barrow Wasted

When you are so wasted you feel you are going to pass out so you choose/ believe it would be a good idea if you went around the town or city with a friend pushing you in a wheel barrow. That way you can get out without any necessary mobility.

Mallory "I am soooo tired, you know I'm going to pass out right? I can't go for a walk!"

Jason "Well, we'll take you around town in a wheel barrow that way you can sleep and we can claim in the morning that we got wheel barrow wasted"

Mallory "okay, sounds hilarious"

by Spiderman Wall Kick February 5, 2012

borrowed happiness

temporary happiness that you get from drugs or drinking.

i just drank a bottle of liquor so i can get borrowed happiness

by Bozaay November 8, 2021

Burrowed

To get completely consumed by the activity.

aka drunk, hammered, fucked up, binge watching House of Cards, eating an entire pizza

"Dude, I'm gunna get so burrowed tonight."
You gunna pound that whole footlong? "Yeah I'm getting burrowed."
"Let's get burrowed!"
"I read the whole fourth Harry Potter yesterday, I was so burrowed."

by James Cow October 14, 2016

borrowed time

Mortgaged your home to buy a Rolex.

Seriously, it means to live beyond your life expectancy.

Some of my hard drives used to be in 486es, so they're living on borrowed time.

by Downstrike November 3, 2006

dutch borrower

A person who takes your things from you and never returns them.

That Jake Persoon is such a dutch borrower, I let him use my netflix account, but he still hasn't paid me the 15 dollars he owes me for it.

by derpmax November 29, 2010

Machiavellian Wheel-barrow

Similar to the sexual position, 'the wheel-barrow' (i.e on one's back in a submissive role with the legs pulled over the partner's shoulders) the bottoming person would be either debating, complaining, glaring (or all at the same time) during the entire process.

I was trying to make him comfortable for his first time, but the agitated little shit kept patronizing me and glaring at me. It was probably my fault for provoking him, but heck it was a total Machiavellian wheel-barrow moment.

by Le Emme February 21, 2011

Barrow in Furness

A simply magical coastal town in Cumbria, England. A place of outstanding natural beauty and lively cultural activity. The incredibly wide-ranging entertainment opportunities include: knife-fighting, shagging 15 year-old mothers, having your shoes nicked, skag, and much, much more.

General #1: There's only one nuclear warhead left in the world. Where should we use it?

General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.

by Dave November 18, 2003