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Phantom Bluetooth

The feeling that you still have a Bluetooth device in your ear after you have taken it out. This is typically due to extended wearing of said Bluetooth device.
(Man #1 reaches up towards his ear, feels around for a Bluetooth, then commences to scratch ear instead.)

Man #2: "Dude, is your ear feeling okay?"

Man #1: "Yeah, I thought my Bluetooth was making my ear itch. It turns out that Phantom Bluetooth was to blame!"
by MCBassGuitar October 18, 2013
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Bluetooth Ass

A person who never takes their bluetooth headset out of their ear. They figure it makes them look important.
Fred: Josh's turned into a real Bluetooth Ass since he got that stupid thing.

Joe: Yeah, if he only knew how geek it made him look. Looser!
by Buck Guapo March 29, 2007
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Bluetooth Thug

Anyone that when playing an online game talks major shit but is really a 10 year old trying to act tough when he isn't.
Gamer 1: Yo bitch I just kicked your fucking ass (high squeaky pre-pubescent voice)

Gamer 2: Hey little boy, does your mother know your trying to be a bluetooth thug and cuss?
by Juggalox619 April 26, 2009
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Bluetard

n., pn. 1.A member of the Blue army. 2. A Blue Army member so retarded that calling him a retard would be an offense to retards everywhere.
"Caboose, you bluetard!" ~Sarge
by Havoc October 26, 2004
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bluetoothed

when the person with a bluetooth headset is having a conversion on the headset but not speaking just listening, and all the while acknowledging and participated in a conversation with a person standing next to them. And all of the sudden start talking to the person on the headset and completely ignore the person that just walked up and started talking. If you are the person that got ignored then you have officially been bluetoothed.
I totally bluetoothed my boss earlier today and I emjoyed it
by chad633 February 23, 2009
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Stereo bluetooth

When one "whacks" their penis on both sides of their partner's face to the ear; leaving 2 prints like a Stereo Bluetooth headset.
Heistand got pretty drunk and was distributing BJs, when it was my turn I had to give him a stereo bluetooth so we would all have proof of his behaviour next day when he got sober.
by MandingoTrump May 5, 2008
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Bluetoof

Another way to say "Bluetooth". Mainly used by idiots trying to be cool.
Yo nig! Toss me dah bluetoof!
by ThaBigCheesy February 1, 2010
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