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Blue Waffle.

It's not real!!!

Dont you think it's odd that there's only ONE photo of this 'well known disease'?

If you search the web for pictures I assure you you'll only find the same one that has been circulating the net for months.

And if you study it closely, you can actually see that they have just taken a picture of a vag and coloured it in, you can tell because it's really sketchy.

However, I'm pretty sure those lumps of puss are somewhat real, but a different infection.
Blue waffle, blue waffle.

Is not true.

Totally fake.
by Lalala6669 July 3, 2010
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Blue Waffle Effect

The irresistable urge to google something after someone assures you that you absolutely do not want to.
"Bro, last night I saw the pain olympics and charfed in my mouth a little. Do not google it."

"Come on, dont give me that blue waffle effect bullshit.. Now I have to look it up.. ... god damnit!"
by CasbahRocker December 7, 2012
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Blue Waffle'd

To be shown the blue waffle without knowing you are about to see it. Usually resulting in gagging, puking, running away.
Dude 1:I got blue waffle'd yesterday on chat roulette.
Dude 2:Omg man what did you do?
Dude 1:Puked on my laptop and ran out the door.
by KOsuckscaoHOE April 11, 2010
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Blue Waffle Disease

The so-called "Blue Waffle Disease" is a new urban legend sparked by an image of a woman's bluish-tinted, scabbed vagina widely circulated on the internet. The image is thought to be Photoshopped. If it is, in fact, a real woman's vagina (not digitally altered), it is likely severely bruised as lacerated as a result of rape.
Dr. Amy Whitaker, professor of Obstetrics/Gynecology at the University of Chicago Hospital:

“There is no disease known as “blue waffle disease,” in the medical world. There is no disease that causes a blue appearance on the external genitalia. ... The common belief among medical professionals with whom I have spoken or e-mailed about this is that it is a hoax; the picture and “fake” disease used to lure people into some web site. ... There are no STDs that go only from women to men. (Really now, how would women get them?!)"
by lizardqueen August 5, 2012
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Blue Waffle It

Putting up a picture of the infamous "Blue Waffle" on a public computer (school, library etc.) and leaving it up for all to see.
Bro 1: Hey bro, are you thinking what im thinking about that computer?
Bro 2: Aw yeah man, we should totally blue waffle it!

Elderly Woman: Oooh look at those heavenly periwinkles - OH SWEET JESUS WHAT THE F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by MolestedPiñata January 21, 2011
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blue waffle maker

An abnormally large cock that will turn a pussy into a blue waffle after just one pounding.
She did have a nice little pussy, but my blue waffle maker changed her forever.
by supersab September 30, 2010
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blue waffle desert

Where a man has sexual intercourse with a woman who has the infamous blue waffle disease and blows his load all over her vagina. Then he eats it like it is a frozen desert.
John decided to have a blue waffle desert so he went on craigslist. He found a prostitute who had the blue waffle disease and set up and appointment. Man is he one happy guy.
by hugecockville4 September 22, 2012
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