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The term for "dog" used by people who are obsessed with guns and freedom, and like to drink syrup and half&half.

"Look at that dogger bogger chugging half and half while shooting a .45 through a portrait of Stalin. FREEDOM!"

by Treesus Christ March 26, 2014

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bligger

Slang for blue people, such as Smurfs or Na’vi from the movie Avatar.

Dude, that movie Avatar is full of bliggers.

by 49ersfan89 November 19, 2009

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Hack writers who, although experts at nothing, feel compelled to share their opinions about everything, often rambling and oversimplifying complex subjects to satisfy an audience of fellow hacks, pseudo-scientists and snobs. Bloggers, while purportedly good at writing, are actually guilty of some of the Internet's worst grammatical atrocities and misspellings. In this sense, they are similar to reporters and journalists, who are also supposed to be proficient at basic writing skills. Many bloggers are very self-indulgent with their topics, often claiming expertise far beyond their education, in order to appear intellectual, stimulating, clever, unique or nonconformist. However, in reality, most blogs are simply online forums for poorly-reasoned opinions. Bloggers, who feel they are contributing something to the world, are actually quite useless. For this reason, they have created their own world, called the blogosphere, which defies the laws of logic, common sense, and humility. As a side note, bloggers see themselves as Internet heroes and are therefore usually very proud of their writing, so they may become quite aggressive if a reader comments unfavorably on a post.

Kids, you can be anything you want to be when you grow up as long as you don't want to become bloggers.

by astro_man23 May 14, 2011

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