hoot the blowfish

To play the bagpipes.

The kilted man said to the other kilted man: "I've never told you this, but I would love to hoot the blowfish someday."

by Andreux May 5, 2006

Jamaican blowfish

When two males dock their penile, and one ejaculates into others penis hole

Andrew and rachel had a jamaican blowfish last night #LIT

by 07silverado March 4, 2017

Hootie and the blowfish

Having a hooker blow cocaine through a straw up your ass

Before i banged that hooker she gave me a hootie and the blowfish

by bhizzle September 19, 2019

Blowfish

The act of blowfishing is when a couple invites another man into the bedroom for a threesome. The husband then ejaculates into the other man's ass and then proceeds to suck his own semen out and blow it into his wife's vagina in hopes to produce a child. If and only does the wife get pregnant can it be considered a blowfish.

Hey man, want to come over this weekend and blowfish my wife?

Son, you were conceived as a product of the good old blowfish.

by Whitevanroofers May 8, 2024

Chocolate blowfish kiss

When a person catches there mates fart directly in their mouth and then blows it into another person's mouth.

Sally loves to give chocolate blowfish kisses on beans and cornbread night.

by Dirty Doppler March 16, 2018

Blowfish

Fart in the mouth.

Susan gave me a blowfish when I ate her ass!

by LBriggs85 March 10, 2018

Blowfish On A Hook

The act of gripping one’s mouth with two fingers(the hook) while sticking your tongue out while blowing through the vagina(the blowfish) while sticking a thumb in the butt

John was so hot he hit me with the blowfish on a hook and I squirted all over

by DB’s April 15, 2025