Birth of the cobra

The act of a man folding his balls up on his shaft and plowing them into a woman's roast beef sandwich. Whence said package has been inserted, it is then slowley removed from the meaty creves. This spectacular display is known as the birth of the cobra.

Last night was miraculous, I gave her the birth of the cobra. It was all sloppy, like a triple roast beef sandwich.

Birth of the cobra by MeatMachine August 12, 2008

birth-control ass 

When a woman takes hormone altering pill like birth control pill, she is very liable to have her fat stored in one place on her body more so than others. In this case her ass. This is far more than mere "junk in the trunk"
you uses this term when her ass is grossly unproportioned to her body.

Shes only taller than me when we are sittign down because of her birth-control ass

birth-control ass by Ghanandanourf September 7, 2005

birth some chocolate lab puppies 

to take a poo.

to deficate.

release excriment from one's bowels

I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies

birth some chocolate lab puppies by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

Birth Month Training

It is when you live in a state that requires you to have all your licenses and annual training done on your birth month.

Bro #1: Dude, let's go to the club velvet this friday!

Bro #2: I can't man I'm broke. I had to use my whole check to pay for my birth month training.

Birth Month Training by souljajc May 3, 2010

birth bitch 

A bitch at birth

She was a btich when she was. Born. Birth bitch

birth bitch by Birth bitch August 15, 2016

Birth pod 

Egg donor female version of sperm donor. Unfit mother that birth child and left.

It's just been the kids and I since their birth pod left.

Birth pod by Kvk903 January 8, 2020

Birth Privilege 

Birth Privilege, or born person privilege, is the societal privilege that entitles born persons to advocate for non-born persons to be aborted by their mothers if and when the unborn person becomes a burden to their mother any time before they are born, regardless of whether or not the born person realizes they too were also supposed to be aborted by their mother.

Hey Karen, I’m glad your mom walked out of the abortion clinic before you were born, otherwise you couldn’t join me at the Women’s March this weekend where we’ll be executing our birth privilege to let women know they can only be equal to men if they’re free to abort their unborn offspring!

Birth Privilege by 20th Century Blinder August 1, 2022