BILF

Baby I'd like to fuck. Used by stewie Griffin in the t.v. show family guy.

Stewie: ooh wait bilf total bilf.

by boaz274 September 17, 2017

Bilf

Bilf means “Bestie I’d like to fuck”

“Bro you should get with my friend. She’s a bilf!”

by Tori Fay April 23, 2021

Bilfing

Coming over someone's face and glasses while you are sat on the toilet having a shit

I Bilfing my partner in the public toilet yesterday afternoon

by Pete.Tott August 31, 2023

Bilf

1) Shorthand for “breakfast”
2) acronym for “Breakfast I’d Like To Fuck.” When your breakfast is so good, that you’d want to fuck it if you could.

1) I had eggs and bacon for bilf this morning, but I’m still hungry!

2) My pancakes were fire this morning, they were such a BILF.

by Mrwhite03 August 12, 2021

BILF

Brother I'd like to fuck
You can also write SBILF (Stepbro)

Omg Your brother is a total BILF.

by Cool Girl 77 September 20, 2021

bilf

brother i’d like to fuck

Me: omg i love choso so much!
You: yeah man,,
Me: Ugh, he’s such a bilf

by idkuhmanuwyasy March 29, 2021

Bilf

Borgeson I’d like to fuck

Olivia- wow look at that borgeson!!
Me- damn he’s such a BILF! #Lol🦧🦧

by Cassidy conroy March 27, 2021