tijuana bible

Small-format, hand-drawn, low-quality pornographic storybook. Popular in the first three decades of the 20th century. Usually pretty crude and often involving celebrities or popular cartoon characters.

Psst. Have you seen this tijuana bible with Archie and Veronica getting it on?

by JDub January 31, 2005

bible outburst

An outburst of literally biblical proportions.

Christian Bale's bible outburst: Do you want me to fucking go trash your lights? Do you want me to fucking trash 'em? Then why are you trashing my scene?

by Thomas F. Harman February 5, 2009

Bibleing

To sit in a library for a countless amount of time, attempting to do Bible Homework, but really just discussing every day life.

Ashley and David were bibleing it up today in the library.

by President Manahan November 30, 2011

bible dip

ask the bible a question close your eyes open to a random page and put your finger on a word without looking, and whatever that word is has something to do with the answer to your question

i did a bible dip yo

by CHAA. August 9, 2006

bibbers

The overall-like garment worn under a jacket in standard marching band uniforms. Some come with a little pocket for change. All are uncomfortable to sit in.

"Dude, why don't you have your bibbers on yet? We're about to warm up."

"JT says he spilled mayonnaise on his bibbers, but he's not fooling anybody."

by Orph July 14, 2007

bible

1) The Hebrew and Aramaic scriptures of Judaism (Old Testament) and Greek scriptures of Christianity (New Testament). 2) The holy scriptures of a particular religion, i.e. the Qur'an in Islam. 3) A work of great authority in an area of study.

Chilton's is the auto mechanic's Bible.

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

Bible Blocked

When a sexual encounter doesn't occur because one party is not allowed due to their religion.

I was about to fuck Kenisha until she bible blocked me.

by Chasebiaotch March 30, 2010