beanie

One particular girl who is very beautiful and cute. She is very inteligent. Her smile lights up any room dimmed by the dull weathers of england. If you saw her for the very first time you would Never be able to look away. When you look into her eyes your heart smiles with joy. If you were ever lucky enough to know a Beanie you would be crazy and mentally ill not to find her the most beautiful girl you have ever seen.
Oh and obviously it's a nickname. Sometimes...

BeautifulHatWarmBeanie

by Xenon1223 April 11, 2010

Beaniality

Noun -

1. The practice of having sex with Beanie Babies
2. Anything errotic involving a person(s) and said toy, including but not limited to cunilingus, felatio, etc.

Alternate Forms: beanial (adj.), beanialize (v.),

1. Cano and Matt engage in beaniality every weekend while Cano's little sister cowers in the corner.

2. Alec's behavior was so beanial, disheartening his human lover, Andrew.

3. "Want to watch me beanialize that Princess Diana Beanie Baby?" Beth suggestively suggested to Caitlyn.

by omgtheykilledkenny July 23, 2010

Beanie Butt Load

Take 3 beanie babies and take out all their beans. Put them into a funnel. Insert it into a friend's anus.

Sally really enjoyed giving Jimmy a Beanie Butt Load

by Veiny CLUM March 24, 2011

Banishing The White Demons

A male Jerking Off, Pounding Pud, Five Knuckle Shuffle, Stroking It, Playing The Skin Flute, Beating Off

Billy was banishing the white demons to an erotic photograph on the internet.

by unknown69a October 6, 2013

Penis Beanie

A beanie that you put on your penis.

Person: "Hey Matt, your head looks like a penis why don't you go buy a penis beanie?"
Matt: "Ok."

by dixintha March 25, 2008

Beanie-lesbian

A lesbian who is always seen wearing a black beanie. Very similar to fuckboy lesbian. Usually wears flannel shirts too and wears Martens. Usually a top/dom in sexual and/or romantic relationships. Kinda super cute and shy and warm inside but puts up a pretty good tough outside. Flirts a lot.

Woah! I thought that beanie-lesbian was a dude for a second. I think she’s biting her lip at me! She’s so attractive.

by wheredidiputmymelatonin November 8, 2019

Beanie Stick

beanie stick is a phrase used when talking about how something isn’t capable due to certain circumstances similar to the phrase can pigs fly

zak: that stick just fucked my mum
louis: it’s just a stick with a beanie on
zak: yea it’s beanie stick

by Whereismyeardum June 16, 2021