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Bellend

Bellend means beautiful or pretty in the UK.
Person A: You look like a bellend!
Person B: Aw thank you, you look pretty too!
Person A: No bunda styll.
Person B: I don't have a dog I know.
by noshush January 27, 2023
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Bellend

William mccue likes the end of a Bobbie so he is a bellend
by Bellend lover August 22, 2020
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bare bellend

A circumcised penis
A bellend without a foreskin
His bare bellend is an enormous mushroom
The ladies love a clean bare bellend
He was just circumcised so now sports a bare bellend
by Urbanboi March 20, 2022
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bellend

search up "bellend" on google lol get pranked
by ChameLeonTV September 3, 2019
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International Bellend Day

The moaning and whingeing of limp dick losers that takes part every year on the 8th of March in parallel with International Womens Day.
"I see from the Daily Mail comments section that it's international bellend day again."
by BigDaddyGee March 8, 2021
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Satchel of bellends

The collective term for a group of bellends
Molly, Emma and Becca from the other office are an absolute satchel of bellends
by TheGingerAce March 30, 2022
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Bellend

It’s a person also know as Alex he ass is fucking huge and he got a perm
What a bellend re alex
by Hrjririeie February 27, 2021
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