Bellend

Bellend means beautiful or pretty in the UK.

Person A: You look like a bellend!
Person B: Aw thank you, you look pretty too!
Person A: No bunda styll.
Person B: I don't have a dog I know.

by noshush January 27, 2023

Bellend

William mccue

William mccue likes the end of a Bobbie so he is a bellend

by Bellend lover August 22, 2020

bare bellend

A circumcised penis
A bellend without a foreskin

His bare bellend is an enormous mushroom
The ladies love a clean bare bellend
He was just circumcised so now sports a bare bellend

by Urbanboi March 20, 2022

bellend

funny prank

search up "bellend" on google lol get pranked

by ChameLeonTV September 3, 2019

International Bellend Day

The moaning and whingeing of limp dick losers that takes part every year on the 8th of March in parallel with International Womens Day.

"I see from the Daily Mail comments section that it's international bellend day again."

by BigDaddyGee March 8, 2021

Satchel of bellends

The collective term for a group of bellends

Molly, Emma and Becca from the other office are an absolute satchel of bellends

by TheGingerAce March 30, 2022

Bellend

It’s a person also know as Alex he ass is fucking huge and he got a perm

What a bellend re alex

by Hrjririeie February 27, 2021