beer fear

The irrational feeling induced by alcohol after a heavy session. The feeling of regret and self hatred due to hangover. Waking and at first feeling indifferent about the events of the night before but then, over a period of several hours, your memory coming back in small amounts of ever growing embarassment for yourself and the way acted or what you said to, probably, the wrong person.

"Oh my God I am such an idiot I made such an arse of myself last night, I hate myself". Freinds response "Dont' be stupid you were fine. I was the one being stupid!". Your response "No you were great you just have beer fear, I was the idiot!"..........etc etc etc...............

by Phil Grant Smith December 9, 2008

beer blanket

n. The warm and fuzzy feeling that envelopes one after drinking several beers - especially when one is drinking because it is so damn cold and one can't afford heat.

"The gas has been turned off again so I'm going to cuddle up in a beer blanket."

by Haff January 4, 2009

beer wanker

The term given to one who thinks they are the expert in everything beer related. Much like a wine connoisseur, though this arsehole individual differs in the way that they won't actually suggest a tastier beverage, just tell you that the one that you're drinking is shit.

BW: Hey dude, is that a Budweiser you've got there?

You: Sure is man, why do you ask?

BW: Budweiser is shit, all lagers are shit, ale is shit and so is stout.

You: Thanks beer wanker.

by Brian Mumble April 7, 2013

mug root beer

The best root beer ever.
root beer in a mug, dipshit.

Hey look, it’s root beer in a fucking mug!
Holy shit.
It’s so fucking good!
I love mug root beer!

by The truth of truth of truth March 6, 2022

homeopathic beer

A homeopathic beer is a weak brew; typically low in alcoholic content.

Milton, being a complete wuss, brought a six-pack of homeopathic beer to the barbecue.

by Angel of the Morning February 23, 2020

Beeptard

Beeptard is a FNF (Friday Night Funkin') Fan/Stan. They mostly like the garbage music of FNF (let's be real here, its literarly alien noises but reverbed)

"Imagine being a fucking beeptard","Oh? So you are a FNF fan, This means you are a fucking Beeptard, I hate these!"

by Grizler February 12, 2022

beepis

A word clean enough for EA's user agreement.

Carl: It's your fault if you think beepis is a dirty word because it is, by definition, clean enough for EA's user agreement.

by BilliamShakesbeer December 30, 2019