bathroom carrie

A mental condition that came into existence At a small town in northeast Washington state called Tonasket. The story centers around a young lady named Carrie, she will while at any random persons house place of business etc enter the bathroom an spend a minimum of 6 hours and as much as 12 or more hours in the bathroom It is yet unknown just exactly what she does while there however rumors say that there are often lines of men that form outside the shut door

That bitch is doin a bathroom Carrie and she needs to get out of there before I shit on the floor

by Puddlejumper71 January 2, 2018

bathroom panic

The painful, very sudden awareness that if one does not get to a toilet quickly, one might crap oneself. Sometimes accompanied by loud abdominal sounds and goosebumps.

In the midst of going down on his girlfriend, Gregg abruptly ran to the bathroom, as he was overcome with bathroom panic.

by Surlygirl July 13, 2006

School Bathrooms

the only place where you can get a vape, head, jerk off, and take a shit all within less than a mile of each other

School Bathrooms are nasty asf

by youngboy better June 6, 2021

Bathroom Spider

(n.) The fictional spider used to lure curious roommates, girlfriends, siblings, etc into an utterly destroyed bathroom. Once inside the bathroom, the door is closed and forcibly held while they get to enjoy the fruits of your labor.

"Hey, you've gotta come see this bathroom spider...you ever seen one like this?"
(Curiosity brings them into the room to investigate...and you close the door behind them)
"So where is it? Oh you sunova bitch (coughing), I can taste your ass and I think my nose is bleeding! Lemme outta here...I'll do anything!"

by StinkTaco March 4, 2008

Bathroom Battleship

When 2 friends are in a public bathroom in adjacent stalls taking dumps. Each wipes his ass with toilet paper and then proceeds to toss the soiled toilet paper over the top of the stall into his friend's stall in an attempt to hit his friend with the soiled toilet paper. Similar to the game "Battleship" except you use toilet paper with doo doo on it instead of plastic pegs and a bathroom stall instead of the game board.

Mom: How did you get those doo doo stains on your shirt and in your hair?

Son: Johnny and I played bathroom battleship at the supermarket.

by chork September 9, 2005

Bathroom Graffiti

Something someone wrote on a bathroom wall, contrary to your typical graffiti (which you’ll see if you drive through a ghetto) bathroom graffiti is typically done with a marker or a pen rather than spray paint. Very easy to find in a public school or a gas station.

Melissa: when I was in high school, someone wrote I was a slut on the bathroom wall.
Courtney: typical bathroom graffiti.
George: in the boy’s bathroom, it was mostly just random swear words and drawings of dicks.

by nutella137 July 17, 2020

Walmart Bathroom

A filthy, gross, monster spawner

I summoned Satan in the Walmart bathroom

by CPTNGoober March 15, 2022