baseball 

A sport for people that cannot play lacrosse.

guy 1: dude play lacrosse this year
guy 2: no im a fag i play baseball.

baseball by tommyteabags March 30, 2008

Baseball 

A sport designed to entertain the less mentally able persons

Every noticed that only old fat rednecks play baseball? Other real sports only the youngs play it.

Baseball by Yak Fu May 22, 2005

baseball 

The most

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sport in the world watched by fat

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American losers who have extremely

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lives!!!

Baseball is shit!

Football(as in soccer for all you American pigs) is the greatest sport in the world!!!

Manchester United are the greatest football(as in soccer you yanks) team in the world!!!

baseball by rambo April 14, 2005

Baseball 

An activity, not sport, in which rednecks (normally inbreds) use a wooden bat to hit a ball and run around in a square, stopping in 30 yard intervals because they are not physically capable of running farther than 30 yards without having cardiac arrest.

Jim plays baseball because he doesnt have the mental capacity to play any other sport.

Baseball by Mister_Fister82 May 15, 2016

baseball 

1)the most pathetic sport ever conceived...its sole purpose is to entertain fat pathetic american losers who have no lives.

2)the act of running around in circles with a break in between

3) a sport where an athelete can be overweight and still be considered a great star

4) a sport that even a chimp can play (hit a ball with a bat....wtf??)

5) It pays wayyyy toooo much for its absurd simplicity and mediocrity....they pay the freaking athletes to do nothing

6) what an "all-american dad" wants his son to play.....i know from experience. *pukes*

7)Dumbest sport in high school....only for stupid jocks that like to grab balls and sticks..

8) poor man's cricket

9) only sport that gets cancelled over a crappy shower O_O

I can go on....but a sport this bad....doesnt deserve all of my breath and crticism

baseball is too bad for an example....

but a team that gets paid over 100,000,000 and still sucks major ass...can tell you something about it....

baseball by UniqueHuman September 6, 2006

baseball 

gay, game for faggots, thats right game NOT sport, sports involve physical activity

baseball players don't do shit compared to lacrosse players

baseball by bigc August 5, 2007

Baseball 

Rip-off cricket, the sport that tries so hard to be as good as cricket

"Baseball is just cricket for american's"

Baseball by e_crix04 June 2, 2020