Definitions by Mister_Fister82

Baseball 

An activity, not sport, in which rednecks (normally inbreds) use a wooden bat to hit a ball and run around in a square, stopping in 30 yard intervals because they are not physically capable of running farther than 30 yards without having cardiac arrest.

Jim plays baseball because he doesnt have the mental capacity to play any other sport.

Baseball by Mister_Fister82 May 15, 2016