rambo's definitions

wavell

A sexual act involving 8 or 10 gay men standing in a circle with guns, typically revolvers, whose barrels they have stuck in each others' asses. After counting to ten, all of them scream an explitive accompanied by "WAVELL!" before puling the triggers of the guns. Each man then finds himself having a unique sadistic and masochistic sexual experience in that: 1)they can see and feel their intestines on the backs of the man in front of them and 2)the guts of the man behind them have been sprayed onto their backs. As a result of this end outcome, most people can only claim to have participated in a "Wavell" once. Occasionally, however, participants in "Wavells" do survive to repeat the act.

"You think getting donkey-punched is bad? Try a Wavell, and then tell me what you think!"

by Rambo April 7, 2005

lostprophets

Shit band with a shit singer, shit guitarists, shit drummer and shit songs. They are also welsh meaning they have special "feelings" towards sheep i.e they fuck them.

lostprophets are as bad as the country they come from. Fuck wales!

by rambo April 8, 2005

baseball

The most

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sport in the world watched by fat

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American losers who have extremely

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lives!!!

Baseball is shit!

Football(as in soccer for all you American pigs) is the greatest sport in the world!!!

Manchester United are the greatest football(as in soccer you yanks) team in the world!!!

by rambo April 14, 2005

Kurt Cobain

The biggest waste of space ever, he was a useless cunt who had no talent so I am glad he realised this and killed himself!
A worthless stoner who wrote songs about all his "trips" which anyone could have done.
He was an extremely amateur guitarist despite what all you Nirvana jerk-off fans think. Just try to play any of their songs and you will see how easy they are(and badly written).
The first song I learned on guitar was smells like teen spirit and I learned it in 15 minutes, solo(lol-what a joke) and all!!!
If he hadn't killed himself/been murdered his band would have completely failed by now and he would not be remembered the way that he is now, but as a total failure!!!

Kurt Cobain was a stoner piece of shit but I do thank him for doing the world a favour and getting rid of himself or I thank whoever killed him!!!(probaly Courtney)

Kurt Cobain= waster, bastard, cunt, wanker, motherfucker, stoner, dickhead, loser, cocksucker, homosexual, asshole, faggot, bullshit, DEAD!!!

by rambo April 14, 2005

kiss

Worst band in the world made up of a bunch of homosexual wankers who like to dress up in drag and fuck each other on stage. Loved by dickheads like the wop who likes to pleasure himself while watching them fuck onstage!!!

Kiss can kiss my ass cus they are shit!!!
Wop wants to suck off Gene Simmons!!!
Wop sucked off Fulton in the back of the business studies room!!!

by rambo April 15, 2005

rafey

A new word people have started saying, mostly in Mississauga. Meaning a homosexual, or an obnoxious "fag".

Damnit! That rafey keeps trying to suck my penis!

by rambo July 22, 2006

Green Day

Quite possibly the worst band that has ever existed made up of the three most untalented musicians of all time. Only pathetic little stoner motherfuckers like them such as Mark Hill.

Green Day are shit, shit, shit, shit,shit, SHIT!
That last sentence is as creative as all their songs put together!
Mark Hill is a wee fucker!

by Rambo April 7, 2005