barney 

some guy from flinstones

woahhhhhhhh barn

barney by anymonous January 15, 2004

barney 

n. One who causes a problem

Origin: Barney -> Barney Rubble -> Rubble -> Trouble... you get the picture

We've been at the bar for 10 minutes and we've already run into a barney.

barney by Murph May 13, 2005

Barney 

Another word that means, to pass gas, with a quick, sharp bang.

Is that a car horn outside or did Bryan just Barney?

Barney by Kelly Belly September 1, 2006

Barney 

A television character who made kids do things like do the limbo or count sticks. The program he stars in is educational. Although alot of people deny they watched it, they know they watched it:)

My friend told me that barney's tail is on the wrong side.

Barney by 1337 Hacker March 17, 2005

Barney 

What happens when a person commits beastiality with a dinosaur

I had just had sex with a dinosaur. (nine months later) Oh look it’s Barney

Barney by Dubiks December 29, 2018

Barney 

A male skateboarder, over 40, who wears full pads (knee pads, elbow pads, wrist guards, helmet) 1980's skateboarding fashion, and talks very loudly about when they skated back in the day with dog-town and z-boys. Usually barneys are found in groups, with a particularly overweight guy taking photos of tricks that are not at all impressive. A barney loves telling other non-padded skateboarders, especially female skateboarders, that they wear pads because they are so old, but in fact, are not that old. A barney will pad up even if there is no vert in sight. A barney will speak loudly and cheer unnecessarily loudly when their friends do boring, unimpressive tricks or if a female skateboarder does something unimpressive, like dropping into the bowl. Barneys play music while they skate, which matches their 1980's clothing and pad styles, and consists of one style of music from the 1980's (example: Dead Kennedys).

The bowl is filled with barneys on Saturday morning; let's skate in the afternoon instead.

Barney by skatin_jasmine September 10, 2019

Barney 

1. The penis.

2. A despised person.
(second sense refers to Barney Rubble, a character from The Flinstones.)

that Barney will not leave me alone.

Barney by Light Joker May 28, 2004