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Blackout Barbie

A level of inebriation where one consumes so much alcohol that he/she blacks out. The term is often associated with having the best night of your life. Often considered one step above white girl wasted, being blackout barbie is the ultimate level of drunkenness. After being blackout barbie you will wake up knowing you had an amazing night, although you will not remember any of it.
Barbie: Yo Ken, you we're so drunk last night!
Ken: I don't remember anything I must have been blackout barbie.
Barbie: Did you have fun at least?
Ken: I woke up in a stranger's bed... so YES!
by Kendrick West February 9, 2014
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Scabie Babies

When the 8th graders in your township get infected with scabies from their grades' camping trip.

PS: It only gets worse when the horny bastards start fucking each other. But at least you know what happened when one of the teachers catches it
Tim Tom: Ewwwww, the Scabie Babies are coming to the High School tonight
Lennie: No, your kidding
Tim Tom: I'm being dead serious
Lennie: Flip, I dont want scabies!
Tim Tom: Yeah neither do I but I gotta go to the event tonight
Lennie: RIP
Tim Tom: I might not make it, so please tell my wife, John Carl, that I love him very much.

Tim Tom never made it out alive, his wife, John Carl, and his friend, Lennie, attended his funeral later that week
by Scabie Baby Hater February 1, 2020
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Barbie movie

Barbie movie is a 2023 live action film that has nothing to do with the actual toy.

In the matriarchal society of Barbieland, Barbie and her fellow Barbies thrive as successful and independent women, while their Ken counterparts lead carefree lives at the beach. However, Barbie's world is turned upside down when she begins to worry about her mortality and discovers physical changes. To find a cure, she ventures into the real world, accompanied by Ken.

In the real world, they face various challenges and even get arrested, leading Barbie to reconnect with her owner Sasha. Barbie realizes that her existential crisis is linked to Sasha's mother, Gloria, who projected her own identity issues onto the doll. Together, they embark on a journey back to Barbieland.

Meanwhile, Ken learns about the patriarchal system and becomes the leader of the Kens, resulting in the Barbies being relegated to submissive roles. Barbie tries to restore balance, but faces resistance. With the support of Sasha, Gloria, and others, the Barbies overthrow the Kens and promote equality in their society.

Barbie and Ken reconcile, understanding the need for individuality. Barbie decides to embrace her human side and returns to the real world. Ultimately, she attends her first gynecological appointment with her newfound identity as "Barbara Handler."

According to Ben Shapiro, this is the wokest movie ever made.
Guy 1: Did you see Oppenheimer?
Guy2: No, but I saw Barbie movie.
Guy 3: I saw Barbenheimer.
Ben Shapiro: Let me begin with my generalized assessment of Barbie. Barbie is not just a piece of shit. This movie is a flaming piece of dog shit piled on top of an entire dumpster on fire, piled on top of a landfill filled with dog shit. It is one of the worst movies I've ever seen on every possible level, it is a horrific movie.
by Barbenheimer July 27, 2023
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on the babies

A phrase often used to affirm or agree to something, or guarantee it'll happen. On the 'babies', as in, on your children, or all children in general. Similar to 'on god', or, 'on my mama'.
Carter: Hey Sam, did you like the new Rocky movie?
Sam: ON THE BABIES, that shit was fly as fuck.
by cbomwhitemystery December 31, 2018
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Fist Babies

Sperm destined for the sweat sock or klenex. Brought forth from the fist or "act of masterbation"
The greatests love of all often creates fist babies
by Stork February 2, 2003
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shrimp on the barbie

a phrase that NO australian ever says. EVER.
" lets never put a shrimp on the barbie."
by Casey Asha May 10, 2008
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400 babies!

The act of having to much Powerthirst.
Power babies! You will have so many babies! 400 BABIES!
by Snorlaxpro January 14, 2008
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