Baldos

A place filled with magical wonders. This resturant creates great Mexican food, but causes intense bowel movements shortly after consumption of the food.

Baldos is awesome, but it should make the chairs toilets, so you can crap and eat at the same time.

by xyz467 April 25, 2010

Balcony Wipe

The act of wiping ones unwashed penis (i.e. tip or helmet), around the lid of a colleague’s beverage of choice. This is often done prior to the colleague receiving the drink and generally without their knowledge or approval.

"I hope Paul enjoys his coffee, I just used a balcony wipe on his mug"
"10-4 good buddy, lets go watch him drink it"

by Dark_Badger July 9, 2007

Baljot

laughs a lot, gets high really easily and a great friend eats a lot and hate eating with a sweater on and very clumsy

That girl is always falling shes a Baljot

by ilfazb September 3, 2011

balbon

Extremely hairy, only used for human beings with hair on their chests. So hairy in fact, that their hair can be used as clothing. Pets are not considered balbon. Sometimes, balbon is used for phrases such as "huli ka balbon" which means i caught you balbon.

Mark William Janda is so balbon!

Hi, I like balbon girls because they are fluffy.

by neneborgs May 7, 2007

Philadelphia Balboa Bounce

When you're doing a girl a doggy style and just before you blow, you put your arms in the air and jump up and down like Rocky Balboa on the art museum steps. (often followed with the Philadelphia Rocky Ending)

"I was banging Maria doggy-style last night...and I don't know what came over me...I must've been high or something, because I pulled out the Philadelphia Balboa Bounce on her."

"What happened then?"

"She started laughing, so I gave her the Rocky Ending"

by Crazy Fingers of Greater Philadelphia November 10, 2006

Balconied

A shot in Counter-Strike: Source, where an enemy is up on the balcony, and you shoot him from the side, without his knowledge. This is a move that has been made famous by IAN3111, and many others, such as DP herki hawkeye.

IAN3111: You got balconied son.
herki hawkeye: No, I didn't!
Jon: Scrub.

by JDGersdorf May 23, 2006

balconate

To forcefully throw someone off a 2nd story or higher balcony.
To fall off a balcony in a drunken stupor.

He got so smashed he balconated himself.

Aaron pissed me off so much, I had no choice but to balconate him

by APE_CK March 14, 2008