Bloop blooping

When a girl fingers herself. A quick bloop bloop

Boy: Yo was that girl bloop blooping on zoom?
Girl: Yup. Ew.

by Narcissistickait January 29, 2021

Bloomington

A shit hole in south Texas with one stop light, a dairy queen and a Speedy Stop. Everyone knows your business and 99.8% of the people have kids by age of 16....if not then by the time they graduate. If your not doing drugs or getting knocked up you are in everyone elses business...you're idea of fun is going to the football games on Friday night to hang out and then getting someones aunt to buy you wine coolers to take back and drink down Black Bayou 1 or 2... 50% of the high school is employed at Dairy Queen or Speedy stop...the other half sit at home begging someone to drive them there..... 75% of the school cannot speak english and the other 25% are avid members of the FFA. If you graduated prior to 2008 and still in Bloomington you probably:
*Have one, two or more kids
*Live at your parents
*Think Cactus Canyon is the shit
*Date someone still in high school
*Just realized that texas country is cool
*Think its so cool to hang out at the fire cracker stand
*Get excited when you get promoted at Speedy Stop
*Throw a baby shower and are able to have all your friends involved cause they're all knocked up!

Where are you from?

Bloomington.

Where?

Its a shit hole 10 miles south of Victoria

Where do you go to school?

Bloomington.

**Laughter**

by i got out thank god! June 24, 2008

booning

What booger eating moron hillbillies in the sticks do for entertainment. Get into the back of a pickup truck with a bottle of BOON's Farm wine, and then play chicken with a tree.

Get drunk, give a hummer, go boon.

by Patty Donovan January 17, 2005

Babooning

A polite reference to someone in the next room having crazy loud monkey sex. Grunting and bedsprings are often heard coming from the walls. People who engage in babooning do not care if others can hear them, and often will only stop if you repeatedly bang on the walls and yell at them

*grunting noises from next room*
person 1: URGH! Their babooning again
person 2: I'll the ear plugs and you start banging on the wall

by imbirdgirl June 11, 2011

Ballooning

The act of - during oral sex - blowing large quantities of air into your partner’s genital opening.

When Stacy offered to blow Jack, he wasn’t expecting a ballooning session!

by NeedleKink312 November 21, 2021

Drive by ballooning

While leaving after sex, you slap the girl in the face with the used condom.

Bro rachel was so pissed last night, especially after the drive by ballooning.

by BOOGOTTEA April 22, 2023

Blooming Hestonthal

Something that is over complicated, usually just for the sake of showing off.

You’ve made a right Blooming Hestonthal of that.

or,

You've really Blooming Hestonthaled your decking, mate.

by Ralph King January 11, 2010