Vaccinated ballsack

Also known as “the vaxxed sack”, a vaccinated ballsack is simply the Moderna, Pfizer, and Johnson & Johnson vaccine that you inject into your ballsacks for complete immunity from Covid 19. There is proven research out there that 1/ everyone person in the world has gotten the ballsack vaccine & has never gotten Covid which proves it’s true power. Some pros are enlarged ballsacks, increased sperm count, increased sex drive, a rage for animal porn, an interest in shoving pencils up your asshole, and when you produce offspring and buss a nut into that stinky pussy just know those kids will come out of the womb full grown adults.

Nick: “hey guys was really wondering if I should get the vaccine, it seems really effective”
Racist: “don’t kid yourself, the vaccine ejected into your arm is a hoax, ever heard of the ballsack vaccine that leads to a vaccinated ballsack”
Nick: “no, I’m listening”
Racist: “here I have some dark web samples of Pfizer u can try. Also here’s a used needle from my heroine use”
Nick: “awesome man you’re the best”
…10 mins later…
Nick:” dude this is sick!!! My ballsack is huge and I feel like I can fuck anything that has a pulse! Thanks so much sir racist”
Racist: “some say I’m a misunderstood genius, some simply say I’m a genius. Bottom line, you’re welcome”

by Chenyah buss down that pussy December 20, 2021

ballsack bonanza

When you get a girl drunk and passed out then you and your friends begin to rub your ball sack all over her face while she sleeps.

We got a hoe set up for ballsack bonanza tonite, you fuckers in?

by balllsackyoho July 21, 2009

Ballsack Taco

usually when a chick is really loose or is older. When she is wearing panties and it looks like she could be packin' some heat inside of them. When you pull the panties off and she is so loose you can squeeze both of those taco lips together and it looks like a double double.

you-"I got with this milf last night"
friend-"awesome, how was it?"
you- "it was was amazing! I will never go back to young chicks, I just love it when they have a nice big ballsack taco"

by BST Lover February 3, 2010

ballsack attack

an attack involving the use of a ballsack in the form of a weapon, or tool, assisting the assault in anyway

"BALLSACK ATTACK BITCH!!" said Man-who-your-face-he-attacks-with-his-Ballsack.

by Batcave Squatter July 7, 2003

ballsack jones

A major scrotum made from the embers of a dead Phoenix. Terracotta warriors worship the almighty scrotum of ballsack jones. It smells like salmon darnes and tinned mackerel with a hint of zucchini.

Ballsack jones holds the almighty scrotum

by Screm April 13, 2015

Ballsack Barry

An old person whos cheeks are so wrinkled that they look like facial scrotums.

1. "That old man is a Ballsack Barry"

2. "Yo, it must be Ballsack Barry day LOL!"

3. "Girlfriend, I be needin that moisturiser 'fore I get my Ballsack Barry on"

by RoflcopterSoi June 11, 2006

gay ballsack

The answer to a question that you don't know the answer to or don't want to answer.

-Timmy, why didn't you finish your homework?

-Because i have a gay ballsack.

by bassjimmi August 11, 2012