I cannot believe my tits right now

A phrase used in a situation where your ears or your eyes will not even believe what is going on. So your tits are there to change up a common phrase to help express the amount of shock and sensory overload you are going through.

Receiving a terrible grade or getting in trouble at work and then finding out moments later that, that one person who really turns you on either has a significant other or doesn't want to be with you...and then realizing you have the shits

..."I cannot believe my tits right now"

by Please Use December 29, 2010

Ah Fuck I can't believe you've done this

Expression of anger after someone has annoyed you

"Ah fuck I can't believe you've done this Barry why did you break my mum's lamp."

by Anti-hypofritz February 26, 2017

Believers

A believer/s are people who value truth and fight for upholding what is honest, authentic, genuine and real. They will not surrender to manipulation, deceit and/or treachery. Although it might not be in their nature to fight under normal circumstances per say, when the situation arises a believer will continue to believe and have trust that the truth should be maintained by opposing or ignoring the forces of negativity that may be at work. A believer will stand up for what they know to be true and work together with other believers to protect the truth. Believers will not succumb to any attempt at deceit or manipulation and will remain faithful, loyal and trustworthy to 1) what is authentic and 2) believers of the same truth.

1) Believers will always remain faithful to their loved ones and their truth.

2) Believers will not succumb to negative forces and/or deeds

3) Believers will stay united, support, love and trust each other to protect the truth.

4) Together believers will be able to detect any forms of manipulation or deceit that may put their truth in jeopardy

*Note: the truth in this case can pertain to many things for example a criminal case, a family issue or even matters relating to relationships (not limited to these situations).

by onewhobelieves May 30, 2010

I believe at you

A much more special way of saying "I believe in you."
It shows true belief and gives the best of support.

Guy 1: I'm gonna run a marathon.
Guy 2: I believe at you.
Guy 1: Thanks, I believe at you too :D

by TheFineLime October 15, 2018

Hard to believe

1. Seems to good to be true
2. Finding it difficult to understand/believe what the person is saying
3. Patrick Gillett (from Down With Webster, song- Jessica, Album- Time to Win vol. 2)

1. There's a picture of me next to hard to believe in the dictonary
2. "We'll pay off your first mortgage if you buy with us!" "I find that hard to believe"

by Imnotabigdeal August 25, 2014

Believe

When you see YOU…
From my eyes…
From my heart…
You will see….

Why I ALWAYS…
BELIEVE ❤️❤️❤️❤️

by U loving me; only in my dreams October 28, 2023

I-can't-believe-it's-not-twitter

Any one of the multitude of twitter-clones that pop up trying to make a quick buck as a networking site blatantly ripping-off twitter.

Person 1: Dude, sign up to twoggle! It will revolutionize the way you socialize! Haha, that rhymes hurrdurrdehurr...

Person 2: Man, how many times do have to tell you!? I don't partake in that I-can't-believe-it's-not-twitter faggotry no more.

by achey breaky shart June 15, 2009