Brainer

A Brainer is when you do something because it had to be done and you knew it was the right thing to do.

Brainer
1.You gave that guy some of your bone marrow well that's a brainer.

by WolfBrother13le April 24, 2013

banner

Ridiculously great. Similar to the word epic, usually used to describe an awesome event or action.

Due to the massive amount of fresh powder that dropped last night the snow folks had a banner ski day.

by jason michael s January 27, 2009

Bayner

Its another word for boner
(i got it off a medication my mom takes called bayer)

Dude i got a bayner lookin at her today.

by Jimbo October 29, 2004

Baener

n.
1. a horrible teacher
2. a stupid person
3. anything that refers to a duck
4. an ugly person

v.
1. to do something immensely stupid
2. to be handicapped

Why did you guys do that? You guys baenered pretty well.
She is such a baener.

by Whazzit Tooyah March 29, 2008

Beaner banner

The Mexican flag beaners fly at rallies demanding amnesty for illegal immigrants.

Any beaner caught flying a beaner banner should be deported to Mexico.

by yorkiestomper April 21, 2008

the brainer

It's when you grab the skin between your hanging balls and your cock and then tighten your grip all the way up to your balls forcing them to really stick out, this makes your sac look veiny and bumpy like the top of a brain.

I asked my girl to examine a spot in my testes, when she came in for a closer look, I tightened up my grip and hit her in the eye with the brainer.

by allen powell January 16, 2006

Pity Baiter

Expressing sadness or misfortune in a very vague way so as to bait other people in to asking "what's wrong?" so they can receive pity. Most commonly happens with Facebook status updates such as:

Why do they feel so lumpy?

I wish Oprah were here...she would understand...

I just don't see the point anymore...

It's ok, I'm fine being by myself.

Well, I did my best at least...

Annoyed listener: Oh shut the hell up already, you're such a pity baiter and I'm not biting.

by Myriad Personalities April 19, 2011