Badmitton

The ultimate sport, mostly played in gym class, the backyards of the elite and the Olympics. Controversial because of claims that birdie can 'suck your eye out.'

Julianna: "You killed the birdie."
Allison: "Sorry, let me ask Mr. Van Sanders to get us that one off the vent on the ceiling."

or

Allison: "Nicole, you are mad sick at Badmitton."

or

Allison: "Are you sad it's the last day of badmitton?"
Kaite: "No."

by Miss Spastic Racket January 27, 2009

Badminton

Physical intercourse involving strategy, technique, and deception between two or four players each gripping the shaft of the racket while making contact to the shuttlecock with the racket head. The goal is to score points on the opponent by decisively hitting the shuttlecock down onto their side. This can be achieved in numerous ways: you can smash really hard on them, you can gently flop the shuttlecock over, or you can let the shuttlecock fly out of the designated playing area. Of course, don't forget to release a constipated grunt when you smash.

Man, badminton is so hard. I always have trouble maneuvering the head and the tip always hits the frame instead of my sweet spot.

by RXZ September 30, 2019

Bammin'

To be rockin' The BAM Effect

Jim: Dude, Leo totally looked like hell before, but now he looks amazing
Joe: Yea mang, He's totally Bammin'

by TreeBobJoe November 9, 2009

booty bammin' slammin' I mean hot DANG

A term of endearment for someone who is very attractive.

That person was booty bammin' slammin' I mean hot DANG!

by medieval_meiser May 26, 2016

heavy creamy badyins

when your hoofing a bucket and one reaches the stage of a "Heavy creamy badyin" one feels like there in another dimension

"Here man, see last night at that gaff I hit a few heavy creamy badyins"

by buckethoofer6969 August 11, 2018

Badingdong

1. n. a word used to express disdain or disappointment.

2. n. a word that can be interchanged with any inappropriate word for those of us who can't say "penis" or "vagina" and feel the need to replace it with childish terms such as badingdong or hibbity dibbity

teacher: billy, did you do your homework?
billy: ughhh badingdong... that was due today??

joe: so sarah... I think its time we let our badingdongs meet each other.

by 944725 April 25, 2010

badoink

a sound effect I make when a ball hits a ground🤠🐥

*ball hits ground “badoink

by squirtleemcfurtle May 21, 2019