Burrito Springs 

A town in southern Lee county Florida . If you live in Burrito Springs , fl . You are fromMexico or Central America and live in a trailer park . . You can carry multiple cases of beer at one time while walking home from the store .and your friend carries multiple cases of Pecsi . The only place in Florida where women walk to the store . Where you can fit 7 people inside a truck.
If you need to hire some people to do yard work this the place to find them . .

“ Hey Jimbo , we still going the footballl this weekend ?”

“ Shit Gator , I can’t Crystal says she wants flowers and mulch down since it’s fall now .”

“ Shit Jimbo , just go on up to burrito springs and get a couple of beanners from the front of Home Depot parking lot .”

Burrito Springs by The 239 July 30, 2018

burrito baby 

The after-affects of eating a large burrito from Chipotle or Q'doba. The burrito is so heavy that it forms a large lump in your stomach that you feel, and sometimes, see.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, want to grab dinner?"
Dude 2: "No way man, I ate at Q'doba for lunch and I STILL have a burrito baby"

OR

Girl 1: " OMG, i am so full!"
Girl 2: "I know, check it out, I have a burrito baby."

burrito baby by Martin86 May 5, 2008

burrito slap 

the act of taking your dirty dong and slapping your partner across the face.

Damn, did you see that bruise on Artie's face? She must have gotten the burrito slap last night.

burrito slap by Schmidtdog September 7, 2007

burrito sleeve 

What Steve Harvey calls a condom, as evident from what he has said on Family Feud.

Steve: We surveyed 100 people, what do you want your man to wear when your feeling sexy?
Contestant: A condom?
Steve: Burrito sleeve it is!

Mrs. Harvey: Damn Steve, put yo damn burrito sleeve on.

burrito sleeve by Missing Waldo September 27, 2017

Burrito belly 

The feeling of satiety, a full stomach, and usually great pleasure following the ingestion of a large, heavy burrito. Associated symptoms may include abdominal discomfort, flatulence, and food coma as a result of overindulgence.

I had lunch at Chipotle and now I have major burrito belly, argh.

Burrito belly by JRC313 October 19, 2010

Burrito Punch 

When you drink too much or get food poisoning and simultaneously poop and vomit, similar to the action you might see if a person punched a burrito (Re-fried Beans, etc popping out of both ends).

Daniel got wasted last night and burrito punched all over the bathroom... Now I have to clean up the toilet and the sink.

Man that roller-coaster made me so dizzy I feel like I am going to burrito punch.

Burrito Punch by FrankyJimbo September 25, 2011

burrito eater 

Someone who has stepped away from their controller in an online mutiplayer videogame, presumably because they have the munchies and they're warming up a microwave burrito instead of assisting their team.

"Hurry to the other team's spawn point guys, they have three burrito eaters!" or "Oh no, that guy on our team stopped moving, he must be a burrito eater."

burrito eater by Sloth King November 16, 2011