bum 

A form of outdoorsman. He who the clowns imitate. The booze nose, the blown toe shoes, oversized pants, undersized topcoat. Stereotyped as society's failure. The bum is one big impropriety, a social failure. He's the man listening for the jingle of change in the bottom of every man's pocket. Don't let him know you have something he needs.

Look at that man lying face down in the financial deep end. Son, that is a bum.

bum by Justin Lukyn and Jeff Haliday June 29, 2007

bum 

sumone who has really nasty breath, wears really nasty clothes, and baths whenever it rains, and is sum1 who comes up to u all drugged up at mardi gras and tells u and ur friends meaningless jokes about cannibals, babies, and clowns and laughs at himself

Dude, that bum in the yellow t-shirt just spit in ma face while telling a dead baby joke and rubbing my head with his rotting hands.... i will smell like him for weeks!!

bum by Shmu June 3, 2004

bum 

The art of sticking your sausage in another man's bunghole.

get out of my way good sir or i will bum you!

bum by Anonymous October 7, 2003

BUM 

BUM is an acronym for Butt Ugly Man

Fundala: That homeless looking man over there looks way cuter than that ugly man in the 3-piece.
Fundo: How ironic. Those bums need to switch places.

BUM by authOOr August 8, 2006

bum 

1.To bum is to love or appreciate someone deeply, but not to be in a sexual relationship with the aforesaid person. 2.Or to fancy somone uncontrolbly.
3.Or to want to engage in a homosexual act.

1.Adam I completly bum you.

2.Omigod that guy completly bums you.

3.Jack u want to bum Ben cos you are a big gayer.

bum by Scorerrific July 20, 2004

Bum 

A fool with no money and no home, begs for spare change. Gets turned down regularly.

"Let's kick that bum in the head."

Bum by Ausmus January 27, 2003

Bum 

To lend someone something.
To give someone something, with the idea they will at one point do it for you in return.

Hey, bum me a cig.
Bum me some gum.

Bum by Strands57 December 21, 2006