by QuacksO April 30, 2024
Get the a brief respritemug. Well, at the end of the day, I personally don’t judge people by who designed their outfit. I judge specifically on the brief.
So, if the challenge is to come out and look like an egg, I’m going to give the highest scores to the person that did the challenge the best and looks most egg-like. That’s the way that I do it.
It’s not about the money. If all you can afford is a leotard—and everybody knows how much I hate a leotard—make it not look like a leotard. I’m not going to penalize you because you can’t afford what somebody else can afford. Because it’s obvious! It’s so obvious who put more money into it and who could afford it more.
I come from nothing. I know what it’s like to have to scrap and to try and make things work. Both of my parents had jobs.
I had to make shit work. As a judge, I would never mark someone down because their outfit is not as high-level, high-skilled, and expensive as the other one.
Do you have confidence? Are you selling it?
Did you do the brief? Did you complete the challenge? Yes? Then you got me, girl.
So, if the challenge is to come out and look like an egg, I’m going to give the highest scores to the person that did the challenge the best and looks most egg-like. That’s the way that I do it.
It’s not about the money. If all you can afford is a leotard—and everybody knows how much I hate a leotard—make it not look like a leotard. I’m not going to penalize you because you can’t afford what somebody else can afford. Because it’s obvious! It’s so obvious who put more money into it and who could afford it more.
I come from nothing. I know what it’s like to have to scrap and to try and make things work. Both of my parents had jobs.
I had to make shit work. As a judge, I would never mark someone down because their outfit is not as high-level, high-skilled, and expensive as the other one.
Do you have confidence? Are you selling it?
Did you do the brief? Did you complete the challenge? Yes? Then you got me, girl.
by CatDadE January 27, 2021
Get the The brief?mug. 
sis: your brief is brown.
bro: no its white.
sis: yeah its brown.
bro: no its white.
sis: look its brown in the middle there's poop on it.
bro: brown brief.
bro: no its white.
sis: yeah its brown.
bro: no its white.
sis: look its brown in the middle there's poop on it.
bro: brown brief.
by mali it titi mo June 3, 2017
Get the brown briefmug. Shelly: “Make it brief in there gordon! I will be waiting for you!”
Gordon: “ Of course Shelly, I’ll make it very brief with her!”
Gordon: “ Of course Shelly, I’ll make it very brief with her!”
by Dog fleas December 26, 2021
Get the Briefmug. County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.
Deputy : everybody line up…
Inmate: everybody get in line.
Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?
Inmate: large
Deputy: next
Inmate: small
Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown
Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…
Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next
Inmate: can I exchange it?
Deputy: nope. Wash it!
Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”
Inmate: everybody get in line.
Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?
Inmate: large
Deputy: next
Inmate: small
Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown
Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…
Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next
Inmate: can I exchange it?
Deputy: nope. Wash it!
Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”
by Bigbirddebelen November 10, 2022
Get the County jail brown briefmug. *looking at the package of an individual seen through briefs/tighty-whities* "Holy shit, look at that Brief Cake"
by Brief Cake September 4, 2015
Get the Brief Cakemug.