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Blue waffle

NEVER look this up. Especially when eating. If you looking for blueberry waffles, then be more specific.

For context, it’s a picture of a woman’s genitalia bluish-purplish due to a gnarly infection. This was found in the hears 2006-2010 or so. So many, many people might remember an older sibling and/or friend telling them to look this up and well.. however, a woman’s health organisation in 2016 looked into it and figured that it’s not a infection or std, but instead either photoshop or a result from mutilation.

2: because of this, it can also be used as a deragatory term for a vaginal infection/bacterial vaginosis.

If you wish to see this picture, it’s not too hard to find. However you have been warned that this is not something that you need to see or want to see.
Examples:
1:

Aria: hey Lyric, I heard of this thing called blue waffle, want to search it up?
Lyric: let’s see…
The picture pops up
Both: my god!
2:
Question from user: what’s a blue waffle?

Answer from professional: you may be referring to a vaginal infection instead, blue waffle is a derogatory term to describe it

Seriously don’t look it up
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Blue Waffle.

It's not real!!!

Dont you think it's odd that there's only ONE photo of this 'well known disease'?

If you search the web for pictures I assure you you'll only find the same one that has been circulating the net for months.

And if you study it closely, you can actually see that they have just taken a picture of a vag and coloured it in, you can tell because it's really sketchy.

However, I'm pretty sure those lumps of puss are somewhat real, but a different infection.
Blue waffle, blue waffle.

Is not true.

Totally fake.
Blue Waffle. by Lalala6669 July 3, 2010

Blue Waffle Effect

The irresistable urge to google something after someone assures you that you absolutely do not want to.
"Bro, last night I saw the pain olympics and charfed in my mouth a little. Do not google it."

"Come on, dont give me that blue waffle effect bullshit.. Now I have to look it up.. ... god damnit!"
Blue Waffle Effect by CasbahRocker December 7, 2012

Blue Waffle'd

To be shown the blue waffle without knowing you are about to see it. Usually resulting in gagging, puking, running away.
Dude 1:I got blue waffle'd yesterday on chat roulette.
Dude 2:Omg man what did you do?
Dude 1:Puked on my laptop and ran out the door.
Blue Waffle'd by KOsuckscaoHOE April 11, 2010

Blue Waffle Disease 

The so-called "Blue Waffle Disease" is a new urban legend sparked by an image of a woman's bluish-tinted, scabbed vagina widely circulated on the internet. The image is thought to be Photoshopped. If it is, in fact, a real woman's vagina (not digitally altered), it is likely severely bruised as lacerated as a result of rape.
Dr. Amy Whitaker, professor of Obstetrics/Gynecology at the University of Chicago Hospital:

“There is no disease known as “blue waffle disease,” in the medical world. There is no disease that causes a blue appearance on the external genitalia. ... The common belief among medical professionals with whom I have spoken or e-mailed about this is that it is a hoax; the picture and “fake” disease used to lure people into some web site. ... There are no STDs that go only from women to men. (Really now, how would women get them?!)"

Blue Waffle It 

Putting up a picture of the infamous "Blue Waffle" on a public computer (school, library etc.) and leaving it up for all to see.
Bro 1: Hey bro, are you thinking what im thinking about that computer?
Bro 2: Aw yeah man, we should totally blue waffle it!

Elderly Woman: Oooh look at those heavenly periwinkles - OH SWEET JESUS WHAT THE F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blue Waffle It by MolestedPiñata January 21, 2011

blue waffle maker 

An abnormally large cock that will turn a pussy into a blue waffle after just one pounding.
She did have a nice little pussy, but my blue waffle maker changed her forever.
blue waffle maker by supersab September 30, 2010