blue waffle crunch

When a woman with blue waffle stands above a Portuguese man named Mathew and makes him do sit ups, burying his face in her blue waffle and licking the lips before he returns to the ground.

Mr Vargas swore that his fine dad body was from eating blue waffle crunch and sit ups.

by BGwhskey July 02, 2017

blue waffle al fresco

The ultimate in outdoor dining.Munchin' on blueberry Eggo on the front porch.

I'm enjoying a blue waffle al fresco

by wolfbait51 June 03, 2011

Blue waffle space dock fondue.

When a group of people get together and pick the girl with a blue waffle and have her stand on her head and give a man a soft laxative. The man then shits in the womans blue waffle and all the men take turns dunking their dicks into the womans blue waffle then all the woman lick and suck the shit off the mens penis's.

Dude I went to a party last night and this girl had a blue waffle so Eric said we should have "Blue waffle space dock fondue."

by jhosen March 13, 2010

blue twat waffle

A cross between a "twat waffle" and a "blue waffle" ultimately meaning a diseased twat waffle.

April T. is a blue twat waffle

by aprils vigina November 28, 2014

Burnt blue dick waffle

And insult on both a person’s looks and personality. Describing someone as a dick that looks like blue waffle, and adding an extra burn to it.

“They’re ugly inside and out”
“They’re a Burnt blue dick waffle!”

by Femalechad January 27, 2021

Waffle Blue

A dark shade of blue most often applied to the common STD "Blue Waffle."

Britney- My favorite color is Waffle Blue!
Adoring Fan- Ewww, you have one?!
Britney- Huh?

by Assburgerzz? August 24, 2010

blue chicken and waffles

When you sit in the car eating KFC while your girlfriend is in the gyno office.

Her snatch was nasty so we decided to have a blue chicken and waffles brunch.

by usedcarsalesman#17 December 19, 2017