Biloxi Blister

A proper biloxi blister is when a lady sits on your face, grinds the hell out of your entire face with her vagina and she must spit on your face to lubricate the face to vagina movement.

its nothing like a birmingham blister or a denver omlette as suggested by some unskilled newbs. "You aint in biloxi if you dont see a lil cartilage" Hence Biloxi Blister

by southern sex slinger September 1, 2009

Birmingham Blister

Same as a Denver Omelet, but without the handstand.

She stared into his jagged rows of teeth, and opted to give him a Birmingham Blister instead.

by Slappypants Magee May 26, 2008

blister story

A story with an elaborate explanation about how something relatively simple happened to you.

Guy on youtube tells the blister story of how he got his foot blister by having to use his left sock as a toilet paper substitute in a Thai public toilet.

by Lanny Falvo February 23, 2010

Blistering anal ordeal

1. A very potent, very hot expulsion of air from the anus. The heat usually lingers and is uncomfortable to both of which have "smelt" and "dealt".

2. A feverish, scalding, irritating defecating experience; often diarrheal and requires a cream, salve, or ointment to calm the burning sensation. Can be caused by spicy foods and some viruses.

3. A severe rash caused by an STD contracted by anal intercourse.

4. An instance in which someone is trying to get an asshole to behave sensibly, but they continue to make a scene.

("Dude, I had a blistering anal ordeal last night, it was real shitty!")

by Caustie January 30, 2015

skin and blister

Cockney rhyming slang term for SISTER.

I’m ok, but I dunno about the old skin and blister.

by King Crasher June 20, 2018

blister

A person that does hardly any work

Hey blister why not picking up a shovel for a change?

by Hdj January 28, 2008

Blister

Computer code that is used to link tables in a database without using SQL.

I can not write an SQL program to insert that data, there's a Blister in the system.

by Robert A. August 12, 2004