BJ Mendes

It´s when you give a classmate a blow job during class.

OMG, that girl gave me the best BJ Mendes during computer class.

by jlkbg March 30, 2009

Burger and a BJ

Burger and a BJ are the conditions that must be met in order for a male to agree to accompany a lady friend on a date to see a chick flick.

A male should never take a woman to see a girly movie unless she agrees to buy you a burger and give you a blow job in the same night. Said Burger and BJ MUST take place in the same evening as the movie. NO RAIN CHECKS!!!

Lady Friend: "Will you go see the new Twilight movie with me please?"

Male: "Aw man, I don't want to see that gay ass chick flick"

Lady Friend: "I'll hook you up with a Burger and a BJ"

Male: "Your terms are acceptable. It's a date"

by R. Stizzle November 22, 2011

Bed & BJ

Bed & Blowjob. A seedy hotel. The kind of place that may even rent rooms by the hour. A place you take a chick to solely for sex.

She's totally hot! I took her to that B & BJ over on 42nd and MAN in about two minutes her nostrils were flaring spasmodically in my pubic hair!

by Mo Dixley September 3, 2005

toothy bj

When the woman uses her teeth while performing oral sex to a man.

Watch your teeth, bitch! I don't want no toothy bj!

by comadrealpha October 27, 2015

AM BJ

A blow job given between the hours of 6:00 AM and 11:59 AM, generally immediately after waking up.

Bro, that bitch I went home with last night just gave me an AM BJ.

by Julzy F Baby May 26, 2010

BJ for the DJ

Simply the greatest marketing idea of all time. When a resident barfly skankopotamus wants to hear her favorite song played on the dance floor, the DJ tells her to get in the DJ booth and give his manjunk a mouthhug, and that will help move her song to the top of his playlist. Invented by a Shawano DJ back in '94.

Skank: Dammit, I want to hear my song.
DJ: Then get in here and give me a 'BJ for the DJ'.
Skank: No problem. UR awesome!
DJ: Yeah, I already know that

by DJ_Scotty2Hotty February 20, 2011

BJ Hero

Blow Job Hero; a heroic mouthpiece'd person who performs a bj in such a manner that it feels like any problem in life, just doesn't matter anymore.

1.
Boyfriend: Baby, I had such a bad day at work today, will you be my bj hero tonight?

Girlfriend: haha, okay!

2.
Single man strolling up to a party with "Will you be my Bj Hero?" on his t-shirt

by straight outta the boot January 7, 2010