Bite my shiny metal ass

(imp) The glorious act of taking the shiny backplate of the universe's greatest bending unit up in the middle of your filthy jaws and drawing upon it on a bite-ry fashion. (Note: People with magnets or other weird appendages need not apply. Side effects may include awesome folk music. If you're a hot chick contact your Bender at 1-800-IMTHEGREATEST)

Yes, i said i was the greatest. You got a problem with that? I'LL KILL YOU!

"The human race can bite my shiny metal ass!"
―Bender

by [e-mail] March 3, 2017

Bite someone's head off

Well, this should be a non-literal phrase. It means to be mad and irritated at someone, so you might want to do something to get at them. If they actually mean it... well, take good care of your head.

Definition (literal) of: Bite someone's head off:
Person(?) 1: That guy is annoying.
Person 2: Yeah, sure is...
Person(?) 1: I'm gonna bite his fucking head off.
Person 2: Go for it!
Person(?) 1: ...
Person 2: Oh, you meant literally...? WAIT WHA-

by idefinestuffyoudontknowabout March 5, 2023

bite your tongue

When a person wants to say something that may be offensive or hurtful to someone, so instead says nothing.

Opposite of speaking your mind.

She asked me if I liked her play. I just bit my tongue and nodded.

If somebody asks if you think there is something wrong with them, it is best to bite your tongue and say nothing.

by liquidtenmillion November 26, 2006

bite the curb

to coerce someone to lie down on the street and open their mouth on the concrete curb, at which point the assailants can then stomp on the back of the victim's head, shattering their teeth and causing severe head/neck trauma.

"what happened to his teeth?"
"He got jumped by vegans, they made him bite the curb"

by machinehien March 6, 2003

bite the curb

Knocking someone on the ground, position them so their head is above the curb. Tell them to open their mouths and bite the curb. Then kick down on the back of their head. Done hard enough, this will not just break some teeth, but kill them.

Watch American History X.

by amidsttheashes October 13, 2003

bite it

To die; to become bernie; to kick the bucket; to buy the farm. Short for bite the dust.

"I banged your mom last night."
"That's not funny dogg, my mom bit it last week."
"Oh shit, I'm really sorry. What happened?"
"The horse fell on her."

by Nick D January 31, 2004

bite the curb

In a fight and performed on an opponent who is rendered unconscious or otherwise stunned or incapable of self-defense; to position their head on a curb in such a way that the angle of the curb is between the maxilla and mandible, and then to proceed to provide maximum pressure from a downward strike as to seperate the maxilla from the mandible and cause as much trauma to the head as possible.

Nigga bit the curb, lost his grill, and his shit was busted straight up bad. That why we call him "flip-top-puppet-head" now. Dudes lucky to be alive.

by willyrumper June 22, 2005