Tractor beam

When a person walks past a TV/computer screen and stops mid-stance to stare at whatever is on the screen, instead of continuing on to his destination. Appears to have been pulled in by the tractor beam of the screen and is unable to move or think.
I asked my son to go make his lunch for school but he passed the loungeroom on the way and Scooby Doo was on, and he was caught in the tractor beam. He was there, frozen solid, for a good ten minutes until I turned off the TV.
by littlebarefoot August 22, 2010
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Lazar beam

A big dumb idiot who will eradicate the sweaty bitches
Lazar beam fucked all the dumb streams last night with fresh
by Lazar beam June 30, 2019
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beam penis

A beam penis is a penis with a girth so thick and length so straight it can be used as a building beam.
Man, that guy gets all the chicks with his beam penis.
by Champions of Phrase-penis October 15, 2014
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Beam Ball

A nocturnal game involving a playground type ball and the elevated supports of an elementary school building. Game is ideal with 4-8 players. Players are split into teams and pass the ball through the elevated supports which function as a type of 'net' similar to volleyball. Points are achieved when the ball lands in the opposing team's court.
The best Beam Ball players have stong hand eye coordination and focus.
by Guatemalan Chocolate May 02, 2010
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Cuddle Beams

Beams or pulsions sent from one person to another that make the receiver feel cuddly/happy/warm/cute/comfortable.
She sent me cuddle beams last night because it was raining and cold. I am now happy.
by cuddlebeams September 01, 2012
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High Beams

This term is used when the nipples of a woman can be obviously seen through her clothing. The larger the protrusion the brighter the beam.
I was over at the frozen food section and I noticed alot of High Beams.
by Rawhide January 12, 2006
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Jim Beam

A type of alcohol, to be technical a brand of burbon. Jim Beam's best friends are Sam Adams, Jose Cuervo, Jack Daniels, and Captain Morgan.
When My cousin drinks Jim Beam, he gets mean.
by Steve June 10, 2005
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