Mexican alarm clock

Can also mean: when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

See also: brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call

We woke up John with a Mexican alarm clock this morning, he says he can't get the smell of shit out of his nose.

by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006

alarm clock

a legal form of torture commonly bestowed upon teenagers between 6-7am.

alarm clock:
*AAHHH*
*AAHHH*
*AAHHH*
kid:
"dear Jesus, my lord and my savior, MAKE IT STOP."

by allisgoodindahood December 31, 2011

alarm cocking

(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.

Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.

Woman: (gags)

Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!

by ginghah and the doctah December 6, 2013

Azara

A beautiful girl. Who radiates light, love, and sunshine. She is the chosen one. She will do great things in her lifetime. She is unique and there is not one soul on earth like her.

Who is that? That’s Azara the radiant one.

by Goldenchild1320 November 22, 2021

italian alarm system

Hanging bells on the front door knob so you can hear people come in and out

I couldn't sneak out of the house cus my mom has an Italian alarm system on the front and back door

by teddy lynne November 5, 2011

Haram Alarm

Haram Alarm is a meme where if someone commits a sin, or anything at all really, someone says "What's that sound? It must be a Haram Alarm." Many other phrases can be used but this is the main one.

Guy 1: "I love bacon." Guy 2 : "Do you hear that sound?" Guy 1 "What sound?" Guy 2 *turns head 90 degrees* "It must be a ... Haram Alarm"

by Anirudh Joshi May 15, 2016

Italian Alarm Clock

When, to wake someone up, you run and jump into their bed naked and move vigorously.

" Can you wake me up tomorrow" "Sure I'll give you an Italian Alarm Clock

by Suggestive Burrito June 23, 2017