awkward emily

the act of somebody walking awkwardly into a room while only wearing a towel.

Frank: oh hey claudine.
oh shit you're in towel! *awkward emily*

by platypus2008 August 2, 2008

Bi-Awkward

A situation becomes bi-awkward when members of the same sex feel uncomfortable with each other due to a homosexual occurrence.

David felt bi-awkward after James patted him on the ass, repeatedly.

by Dinklefuzz May 27, 2008

awkward

A common word overused by kids in junior high, almost in the same group with "LOL" and "random!". Used to try and impress your preteen friends after or during a long pause between conversations. Also used by idiots whenever there is a pause in speech. Sometimes accompanied by a hand motion resembling a turtle or a turkey.

Teen 1: ...and that's what I did last Saturday!

Teens 2, 3, and 4: ...okay...

*silence*

Teen 5: ..aaaaawkwardddd...

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Remember kids, lack of conversation isn't awkward until you actually say it is.

by Steak89 February 25, 2009

awkwardmarine

A color to describe how awkwad a situation is. First appeared on the College Humor Show on MTV

Your shoes are awkwardmarine.

by slorebag April 7, 2009

Awkward Deal

When an awkward situation happens and you get a positive outcome.

"Dude some Homeless guy gave me 100 dollars"
"Thats an awkward deal"

by Wooplah April 24, 2009

Awkward Middle

The area in the center of a circle of people playing hackey-sack where no one can easliy reach.

Ah man. We had it going for ever. Damn awkward middle.

by Fat Man Incognito May 6, 2011

awkward money

Money that makes a situation or conversation instantly awkward, especially when borrowing from someone who is strict, cheap and/or frugal with their own money.

I borrowed awkward money from my friend, who requested that I pay him back in quarters.

by brokenxcupz June 15, 2012