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automatic flex

When you take a picture of yourself and you didn't feel like you were flexing but everyone else thinks you were.
Person A: "btw I know you were totally flexing in that pic"
Person B: "I wasn't! Maybe the position I was in created and automatic flex."

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Person A: "damn my automatic flex is on point!"
by Avocado7 January 5, 2017
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automagically

When you have coffee, work gets done automagically
Wow, how did you get 30 hours of work done in 5?

Automagically.
by flyingrunion June 9, 2018
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AutoDab

AutoDab: hi

AutoDab: hi

lifelong:

AutoDab: can you stop ignoring me we are going to have sex whether you like it or not you useless cuntrag i will grab both of your asscheeks and spread them apart to make room for my gargantuan horse monster cock then grab my stapler and staple both of your measily asscheeks together making you unable to ever recieve anal sex again. dont ignore me buddy you and your anal cavaties will regret that poor decision greatly. you will essentially become the male version of my long deceased step sister who i killed through the force of my massive pisshole. consider this a warning i am known by many of my victims to be an extraordinary sexually violent predator trained by the likes of none other than mr bill cosby my father. ignoring me will simply result in the immediate removal of your bunghole my friend.
by homoman66 May 25, 2019
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Autolactatio

When a human female is sucking on her own lactating breasts.
- I was so horny yesterday I performed autolactatio.
- Mom, you're ruining our family dinner...
by _xXx_MilkEnjoyer13_xXx_ February 15, 2023
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mere automata

(note: automata is plural of automaton)

This means
1)a being or person that only behaves or responds in a mechanical way.
2)A self-operating machine or mechanism, especially a robot.
Some are convinced that all other animals on the earth are mere automata
by Mavisperson December 16, 2005
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Automatic Freedom Dispenser

He held up his assault rifle and said, "I call it an automatic freedom dispenser."
by aeouhtns November 9, 2011
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AUTOMATIC

absolutely, of course, no doubt, shouldn't have to ask to reply because the answer is known already...reply or response given to a question or statement where the answer should already be known or a given(easy answer or answer to a stupid question)...
"hey...can i count on you to scoop me up at 7???" and the response is "AUTOMATIC BRO!!! I got you!!!" or "yo...do you ever shred the skatepark alot???" "AUTOMATIC SON!!! whenever and however..."
by ISORE852 April 10, 2010
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