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automathically

According to Vi Hart, something in nature that happens, not because of chance or some greater plan, but because there is mathematically no other way that it could happen, because it is bound to happen.
All that these flower bits are doing is growing where there is most room for them. The rest happens automathically.
by Feuermurmel January 25, 2014
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Automamada

Verb.

-When a male performs oral sex on his own genitalia.

-To give one's self a blowjob.

Auto- prefix; self.
-one's own.
-by oneself or spontaneous.
-by itself or automatic.

Mamada- Spanish: blowjob
"'You REALLY think we can make fun of him for this?'
'Yeah'
'What are you talking about?! This is amazing--he's like a superhero; we can't reveal his super powers.'
'I'm sorry, does this not come across to you as just the gayest thing you've ever seen?'
'I think it's gay not to sip your own tip.'" - Workaholics

Ex. Automamada is a skill I've always wished to have.

Synonyms: Selfsuck self-blowjob self-blow autofellatio
by illbeyourzelda June 15, 2016
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automatty

"...Out the passenger, lettin' the automatty off..." Styles P
by vincentupsdellred December 12, 2016
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Automatic Circumcision

The act of sticking your uncircumcised penis in an automatic pencil sharpener there fore removing any present foreskin
(Possible side effect: mutilation)
Teacher: Terrance what the fuck are you doing
Terrance: my parents couldn’t afford my circumcision as a kid

Teacher: why the fuck are you sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener
Terrance: it’s just the old automatic circumcision trick
by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019
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autocackle

When a person of either gender can not stop laughing and pointing at things that they think require ridicule, or sarcastic responses.
We had diagnosed Lillie as unsane because she kept cackling and pointing at everyone that was doing almost anything, then she started laughing at the parked CAR and we realized she was stuck on autocackle.
by Chaosmotic July 7, 2019
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Automatic Head Removal Syndrome

An individual with Automatic Head Removal Syndrome (AHRS) will live a life of incessant and unending suffering of which any form of mercy is confiscated, and all hope is instantly overshadowed by uncontested despair. They are forced against their will to commit horrific acts that no one should see. In the event eye contact is made, the individual will become instantaneously incapacitated until the deed is done, that deed being the beheading of the viewer. The process is swift, but undoubtedly agonizing and traumatic. The individual may only watch from an empty shell as the murderous act is executed. Those suffering from AHRS may also have a stinky wiener hole.
Gay: Do you have automatic head removal syndrome?
ARHS: Please stand by while head is removed
by SevenCorn January 25, 2021
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Automatic Teller Machine

Automatic teeeeler machine!
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