According to Vi Hart, something in nature that happens, not because of chance or some greater plan, but because there is mathematically no other way that it could happen, because it is bound to happen.
All that these flower bits are doing is growing where there is most room for them. The rest happens automathically.
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-When a male performs oral sex on his own genitalia.
-To give one's self a blowjob.
Auto- prefix; self.
-one's own.
-by oneself or spontaneous.
-by itself or automatic.
Mamada- Spanish: blowjob
-When a male performs oral sex on his own genitalia.
-To give one's self a blowjob.
Auto- prefix; self.
-one's own.
-by oneself or spontaneous.
-by itself or automatic.
Mamada- Spanish: blowjob
"'You REALLY think we can make fun of him for this?'
'Yeah'
'What are you talking about?! This is amazing--he's like a superhero; we can't reveal his super powers.'
'I'm sorry, does this not come across to you as just the gayest thing you've ever seen?'
'I think it's gay not to sip your own tip.'" - Workaholics
Ex. Automamada is a skill I've always wished to have.
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'Yeah'
'What are you talking about?! This is amazing--he's like a superhero; we can't reveal his super powers.'
'I'm sorry, does this not come across to you as just the gayest thing you've ever seen?'
'I think it's gay not to sip your own tip.'" - Workaholics
Ex. Automamada is a skill I've always wished to have.
Synonyms: Selfsuck self-blowjob self-blow autofellatio
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(Possible side effect: mutilation)
(Possible side effect: mutilation)
Teacher: Terrance what the fuck are you doing
Terrance: my parents couldn’t afford my circumcision as a kid
Teacher: why the fuck are you sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener
Terrance: it’s just the old automatic circumcision trick
Terrance: my parents couldn’t afford my circumcision as a kid
Teacher: why the fuck are you sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener
Terrance: it’s just the old automatic circumcision trick
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We had diagnosed Lillie as unsane because she kept cackling and pointing at everyone that was doing almost anything, then she started laughing at the parked CAR and we realized she was stuck on autocackle.
by Chaosmotic July 7, 2019
Get the autocackle mug.An individual with Automatic Head Removal Syndrome (AHRS) will live a life of incessant and unending suffering of which any form of mercy is confiscated, and all hope is instantly overshadowed by uncontested despair. They are forced against their will to commit horrific acts that no one should see. In the event eye contact is made, the individual will become instantaneously incapacitated until the deed is done, that deed being the beheading of the viewer. The process is swift, but undoubtedly agonizing and traumatic. The individual may only watch from an empty shell as the murderous act is executed. Those suffering from AHRS may also have a stinky wiener hole.
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