aardvark

Refers to an uncircumcised penis AND also the guy himself who is uncut.

He is an aardvark.

by ned3 January 11, 2009

MTV Music Awards

A fucking joke made by MTV. Basically, all of the "artists" you hear on the Top 40 radio station, and anyone who appears on MTV and B.E.T. automatically win an MTV music award. Talent and originality are not required to win one.

If you're an independent artist, or a jazz/rock/orchestra musician, forget it.

Hey, look. Some bubblegum-pop star whose music was played on Total Request Live for five months straight was nominated with 29 MTV Music Awards.

by rock fan August 18, 2003

Ataraxy

a state of serene calmness; lack of disturbance

Many people achieve ataraxy through excercise and meditation.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 28, 2022

jackass award

an award passed around a group of friends for the person who made a huge ass out of themselves.

"jill got the jackass award last night"

by jilldo December 27, 2003

Double A Tard

One who either is a Big Book Nazi and preaches the book and has no life out side of AA. Or someone who isn't there for the meetings, there only there because no one else will be friends with them and now we have to put up with there shit.
Also some one who should go to other meetings maybe BB instead of AA (What's BB? ......It's not AA)

Ugggh Jesus you stupid Double A Tard, cant you just leave and go to one of those other meetings?

by Craphead1966 March 28, 2011

Anal Aardvarks

A sex game played between two or more people when the "Aardvark" grunts while licking the others anus while flicking their tongue in an "aardvark-like" motion.

Andrew: "Hey Carly, wanna play Anal Aardvarks?"

Carly: "Like, OMG! I love anal aardvarks!!! I was just about to ask you the same thing!!!"

Andrew: "Snaaaaaaaaaaake, Imma snaaaaaake. Imma slippery, slithery, sneaky aardvark snaaaaaaaaaaake"

Carly: "Shutup and aardvark me now!"

by MikeyG4753 August 1, 2013

Lifetime Achievement Award

A very strong mixed signal from an industry association, particularly in the performing arts, given to a long-established figure. It is simultaneously a heartfelt pat on the back for a splendid career, and a forceful hint that said career is now over as far as the industry is concerned. Something like receiving a really meaningful hug while behind guided very meaningfully toward the door.

Ah, she's up for a Lifetime Achievement Award for her music career. Do you think she's going to write her autobiography or go on reality TV?

by DancingKali April 9, 2011