astroglide

1) commercial vaginal lubricant that advertises itself as "second only to nature"

After experiencing masturbation enhanced with astroglide Whit felt that all her years of masturbation before had been for nothing!!! Second only to nature?! It beats nature using a 2x4 with a nail stuck through it!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kaworu July 3, 2004

Astro Dick

A special combo of a slap dick and a limp dick that is unable to string together a coherent sentence or get a hard on for anything other than cartoons. Spends a lot of time gaming, ineffectively. Generally an Astro Dick has no friends and will try....once again ineffectively to be a bully to make up for the limp dick portion of his psyche.

That dude would rather play with himself in his mom's basement than go out with a real girl. He's a real astro dick.

by Legolina January 18, 2011

man or astroman

The band that takes surf rock to a whole different level - into space.
Gotta love 'em.

Within the mainframe, impaired vision from inoperable cataracts can become a new impending nepotism

Phillip K. Dick in the pet section of Wal-Mart

by The one who knows best January 19, 2004

Astrology

Who tf cares about astrology like nobody asked that you are an octopus⛎Or whatever

Nobody cares about fucking astrology

by Amongusinreallifesussus June 10, 2021

Astrology

A chart of planets and names usually used for compatibility tests made by women (commonly used my white females that are from the ages 13-21)

“Sorry we can’t date. You’re astrology chart is not compatible with mine.”

by Sumkidontheintertet August 22, 2020

Astro-load

The action of having an un-normal amount of people inside your vehicle. Its name arriving from the famous astro van.

ah, man. I got an Astro-load of people!

by Johnnyboy5 March 13, 2011

astro a40

is a really expensive headset thats really good

boby:ayyyyyyyy i got those astros

james:dayyummmmmmm you got astro a40 :O

by maxer XDDDDDD mims April 18, 2018