The patch of abrasive turf-like hair that surrounds your asshole and area immediately behind the scrotum. Itchy, sweaty, grabby, and home to the dreaded fecal nugget. Reminiscent of an untamed jew fro.
"Shit man i got my finger stuck scratching my astro turf."
"Well then i guess you're plum fucked bro."
"Well then i guess you're plum fucked bro."
by Flecto Fiend February 25, 2008
Get the Astro Turfmug. Habibi: Bismallah, Allah, I pray for your blessing
Allah: It's lit
Habibi: No way, its Allah went sicko mode and turned into Astro Allah
Allah: It's lit
Habibi: No way, its Allah went sicko mode and turned into Astro Allah
by The Dirty Bunny April 9, 2021
Get the Astro Allahmug. It is possible to survive another postseason while being the assholes of the league, giving that your best effort is all you owe yourselves.
The Houston Astros owe nobody an apology, a title, or anything else. Stand and take the punishment, then move past it.
by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020
Get the Houston Astrosmug. by Lil tecca ft. Juice WRLD October 7, 2020
Get the Houston Astrosmug. by absterss October 20, 2008
Get the astro bucksmug. Astro crack meaning you are crazy about this certain van Chevy makes called the astro.....you do everything in it, Its your life its your wife it may even be your house.
by Sora_D September 11, 2007
Get the Astro Crackmug. 1. a person that you hate who is trying to do a trick or jump on a vehicle or peice of extreme sports equipment and fails to complete said trick or jump and continues to try and fail after 3 times.
(Billy is trying to do a kick flip on his skateboard)
Mike: "whats Billy doing?"
Stan:"hes still trying to land a kickflip, weve been here for an hour."
Mike:" that astro-bastard fails at life."
Mike: "whats Billy doing?"
Stan:"hes still trying to land a kickflip, weve been here for an hour."
Mike:" that astro-bastard fails at life."
by browniepoint October 9, 2009
Get the astro-bastardmug.