1. When a "well-meaning" asshole of any gender bestows unsolicted and obvious (or obviously stupid) advice.
2. A caring act of condescension.
2. A caring act of condescension.
Elder: You know, if you stopped going to Starbucks, you could pay off your student loans.
Junior: I don't need you assplaining debt management to me.
Junior: I don't need you assplaining debt management to me.
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When a male/female gets a cactus needle shovedup their rectum for sexual pleasure and bleed out of the anus.
Paula: Why won't you sit right?
Martha: Oh because Timmy gave me a rough Arizona assplay session last night that needed band-aids.
Martha: Oh because Timmy gave me a rough Arizona assplay session last night that needed band-aids.
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Get the New York Asslanders mug.An Assplant is half Ass and half a Plant, Gentically modified by a crazy irish man who accidentally sat his ass on a plant, enjoyed it for 30 seconds (Or more) and then hinted at this experience during a Skype conversation (Witnesses: Alex, Zoey, Maggie who will all confirm this occurance)
Although the exact form of an assplant has not been confirmed yet, we can take this hint as all the evidence we need for the existence of the assplant (Even though the crazy irish man was drunk at the time)
This can be used as an insult, "You're an assplant!" reffering to someone who sits on plants and enjoys the experience, certain clubs of "Assplanters" have formed in several country towns in Ireland.
Although the exact form of an assplant has not been confirmed yet, we can take this hint as all the evidence we need for the existence of the assplant (Even though the crazy irish man was drunk at the time)
This can be used as an insult, "You're an assplant!" reffering to someone who sits on plants and enjoys the experience, certain clubs of "Assplanters" have formed in several country towns in Ireland.
by Alex Philpott April 22, 2006
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and then you, kind of, you know, assblade.
and then you, kind of, you know, assblade.
by tedium March 16, 2005
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Troy bent over and assblasted Sarahs precious innocent face. Giving her a very memorable Assblaster.
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