Aspendale

A surburb in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia and is on the other side of the Mordialloc Creek.

Aspendale is a better suburb than Edithvale.

by mystery mysterious someone January 24, 2007

Asspanzer

1. Noun (olde English infused with Germanic overtones): One who thrusts the virtues of elegance through the figurative sphincter of an uncouth savage.

His tireless efforts to tame the savagery of Britain's underclass, commonly known as 'Chavs', have granted him status as the foremost asspanzer of our age.

by vvvggg August 30, 2005

Aspen Loeffler

Annoying Hoe who uses Jack Avery for the money and not the fame. She’s not Insta Famous, she’s and Insta Slut.

A psycho bitch who is the daughter of David Loeffler, who is the manager of the perfectly perfect band called Why Dont We. She uses Jack Avery to earn fame so she can be popular.

Friend: Have you heard of the Instagram star Aspen Loeffler?
Me: no but I’ve heard of the Instagram Slut Asspain Hoe-Double F-Loser

by HeyBitches2018 July 9, 2018

Asspunk

A derogatory term used to describe one who is of extreme stupidity or annoyance.

"Bugger off, you bunch of asspunks!"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Aspen Loeffler

A bitch who is thirsty for attention.
Daughter of the Why Don't We boys' manager who is a hoe.

"Is that Aspen Loeffler? "

"Oh you mean Asspain Loafbread? "

by oreolimelight May 18, 2018

asspelonking

1) going deep on any given subject.
2) anally profound.

1) Oh no, let's not start asspelonking over that same old thing again , now shall we...
2) The doctor had to investigate him rectally and it sure looked asspelonking!

by C4PROOF August 19, 2003

Assphena

A pharmaceutical taken when experiencing painful bowel movements.

Hey Jerry, taking a dump is painful and hurts like a mother these days - think I'm going to give that Assphena a try!

by AUsome October 24, 2014